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1 Nursery Rhyme
- Q: What's a blonde's favorite nursery rhyme?A: Hump me Dump me....Read the whole joke
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2 Passenger
- Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone....Read the whole joke
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3 Hair Up
- Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over their heads....Read the whole joke
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4 Window Seat
- Q: Why didn't the blonde want a window seat on the plane?A1: She'd just dyed her hair.A2: She'd just...Read the whole joke
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5 Refrigerator Evidence
- Q: How can you tell if a blonde has been in your refrigerator?A: By the lipstick on your cucumbers....Read the whole joke
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6 Wash Hair In Sink
- Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that's where you're supposed to wash veget...Read the whole joke
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7 Right Leg
- Q: What did the blonde's right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They've never met....Read the whole joke
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8 Cattle Herders
- Q: Why aren't blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can't even keep two calves together!...Read the whole joke
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9 Two Brain Cells
- Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?A: Pregnant...Read the whole joke
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10 Half A Brain
- Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted!...Read the whole joke
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11 Say When Giving Birth
- Q: What does a blonde say when she gives birth?A: Gee, are you sure it's mine?...Read the whole joke
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12 Blonde and 747 Difference
- Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747?A: Not everyone has been in a747....Read the whole joke
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13 Peroxide Blonde and 747
- Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common?A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both hav...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 113 0
14 TGIF On Shirts
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shirts?A: Tits Go In Front....Read the whole joke
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15 TGIF On Shoes
- Q: Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?A: Toes Go In First....Read the whole joke
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16 Like GST
- Q: Why do blondes like the GST? (GST -- Goods and Services Tax nowin effect in Canada) A: Because th...Read the whole joke
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17 Washing Machine Is Better
- Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A: Because you can drop your load in a washing mach...Read the whole joke
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18 Guy Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a guy?A: The blonde has the higher sperm count....Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 189 0
19 Telephone Difference
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a telephone?A: It costs 30 cents to use a telephone....Read the whole joke
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20 Owl
- Q: What does a blonde owl say?A: What, what?...Read the whole joke
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21 Like Bowling Ball
- Q: What do a bowling ball and a blonde have in common?A: Chances are they'll both end up in the gutt...Read the whole joke
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22 Guide to Safe Fax
- Q: DO I HAVE TO BE MARRIED TO HAVE SAFE FAX?A: Although married people fax quite often, there are ma...Read the whole joke
Miscellaneous 156 0
23 Butter and Blonde
- Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread....Read the whole joke
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24 Blonde and Toothbrush
- Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a toothbrush?A: You don't let your best friend borrow ...Read the whole joke
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25 Punctuation
- Q: How would a blond punctuate the following?: "Fun fun fun worryworry worry"A: Fun period fun perio...Read the whole joke
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