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Title |
Category |
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Rating |
| 1 |
Doctor and nurse jokes
- Fireman rescued a
man who was
badly injured in a car accident. The entire left half of his
bod...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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| 2 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
God
When did this start ?
Well first I created the sun, then ...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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- Doctor, Doctor you've
taken out
my tonsils, my adenoids, my gall bladder, my varicose veins
an...Read the whole joke |
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316 |
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| 4 |
0
- Doctor how can I cure my sleep
walking
?
Sprinkle tin-tacks on your bedroom floor !...Read the whole joke |
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329 |
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- Doctor, Doctor will this
ointment
clear up my spots ?
I never make rash promises !...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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| 6 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I feel like a
racehorse.
Take one of these every 4 laps !...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I'm a burglar
!
Have you taken anything for it ?...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep seeing an
insect spinning around.
Don't worry, it's just a bug that's goi...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I need something to
keep my falling hair in
What about a matchbox !...Read the whole joke |
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315 |
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0
- Doctor Doctor I think I'm a
moth.
So why did you come around then ?
Well, I saw this light at th...Read the whole joke |
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369 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I'm on a
diet and
it's making me irritable. Yesterday I bit someones ear off.
Oh...Read the whole joke |
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352 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking
I'm a nit
Will you get out of my hair !...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
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| 13 |
0
- Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
caterpillar
Don't worry you'll soon change !...Read the whole joke |
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328 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a
snake about to shed it's skin
Why don't you go behind the ...Read the whole joke |
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356 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- Q: Why do blonde nurses bring red
magic markers to work?
A: In case they have to draw blood....Read the whole joke |
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346 |
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0
- What kind of physician works on a
cruise liner?
A dry doc....Read the whole joke |
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313 |
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0
- What do you get if you have strep
throat on Friday?
Saturday Night Fever....Read the whole joke |
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344 |
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0
- Did you hear about the two
podiatrists who
opened their offices on the same street?
They were a...Read the whole joke |
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355 |
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0
- The patient shook his doctor's hand
in gratitude and said, "Since we are the best of friends, I ...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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0
- Doctor, doctor, can I have a bottle
of aspirin and
a pot of glue?
Why?
Because I've been at my...Read the whole joke |
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367 |
0 |
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0
- Doctor, Doctor, my little brother
thinks he's a computer.
Well bring him in so I can cure him.
I...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
0 |
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0
- A nurse had to
take a patient
back to her room after surgery. Woman was still feeling the
effe...Read the whole joke |
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370 |
0 |
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0
- When a car skidded on wet pavement
and struck a telephone pole,
several bystanders ran over to h...Read the whole joke |
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382 |
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0
- The patient: Tell me, is it true that
alcohol decreases blood pressure?
Doctor: Yes, that is
...Read the whole joke |
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289 |
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0
- Jack: "My brother was sick and
went to the doctor."
John: "Is he feeling better now?"
Jack: "N...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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