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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Here's your fee schedule
- |A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule."Alright," the lawyer says looking thr...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 2 |
Unreasonable bill
- |A client who felt his legal bill was too high asked his lawyer to itemize costs. The statement incl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
293 |
0 |
| 3 |
Replacing lab rats with lawyers
- |The National Institute of Health (NIH) announced last week that they were going to start using lawy...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 4 |
You've changed my mind
- |Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?"Client: "...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
225 |
0 |
| 5 |
Some last minute requests
- |A man woke up in a hospital bed and called for his doctor. He asked, "Give it to me straight. How l...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
228 |
0 |
| 6 |
Get money to heaven
- |A stingy old lawyer who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness was determined to prove wrong th...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
317 |
0 |
| 7 |
Want to go into space?
- |NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go and couldn?t return to Ea...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
213 |
0 |
| 8 |
Brain transplant
- |"How can I ever thank you?" gushed a woman to Clarence Darrow, after he had solved her legal troubl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 9 |
Lawyer's personal injury
- |A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking toward his ball, he saw...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
260 |
0 |
| 10 |
A love for material goods
- |A lawyer was driving his big BMW down the highway, singing to himself, "I love my BMW, I love my BM...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2483 |
0 |
| 11 |
I just managed to settle an account!
- |A young attorney who had taken over his father?s practice rushed home elated one night."Dad, listen...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
262 |
0 |
| 12 |
An honest lawyer
- |An independent woman started her own business. She was shrewd and diligent, so business kept coming...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2298 |
0 |
| 13 |
Did you make a donation?
- |At the United Way in a fairly small town a volunteer worker noticed that the most successful lawyer...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 14 |
Free haircuts
- |A barber gave a haircut to a priest one day. The priest tried to pay for the haircut, but the barbe...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
277 |
0 |
| 15 |
Can I take his place?
- |An attorney telephoned the governor just after midnight, insisting that he talk to him regarding a ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
212 |
0 |
| 16 |
Lawyers on a flight
- |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
214 |
0 |
| 17 |
Are you talking to me?
- |At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. "Isn't ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
1874 |
0 |
| 18 |
How's business?
- |Two lawyers met at a cocktail party late one night."How?s business?" asked the first."Rotten," repl...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
255 |
0 |
| 19 |
What is his occupation?
- |A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
254 |
0 |
| 20 |
What is the oldest profession?
- |A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
202 |
0 |
| 21 |
Trying to be impressive
- |A young lawyer, starting up his private practice, was very anxious to impress potential clients. Wh...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 22 |
What's your wife's name?
- |St. Peter is questioning three married couples to see if they qualify for admittance to heaven."Why...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
241 |
0 |
| 23 |
Space photography
- |The New York Times, among other papers, recently published a new Hubble Space Telescope photograph ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
325 |
0 |
| 24 |
Free advice at social affairs?
- |A doctor and a lawyer were attending a cocktail party when the doctor was approached by a man who a...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
229 |
0 |
| 25 |
I want to take money with me
- |As Mr. Smith was on his death bed, he attempted to formulate a plan that would allow him to take at...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
293 |
0 |
