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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Kewl Cat Quips!
- There is no snooze button on a cat who wants breakfast.Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
346 |
0 |
| 2 |
A Dent in the Pile!
- An Italian, an Irishman and a Chinese fellow are hired at a construction site.The foreman points to ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
729 |
0 |
| 3 |
The Telepathic Watch!
- A rather confident man walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very attractive woman. He gives h...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
265 |
0 |
| 4 |
The dead redneck!
- A redneck named Clyde died in a fire and was burnt pretty bad and the morgue needed someone to ident...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
312 |
0 |
| 5 |
Stop the count!
- A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup.Afterward the doctor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
| 6 |
Sex operation!
- A man walks into a bar and sits next to a beautiful lady."May I buy you a drink?" the man asks the l...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
267 |
0 |
| 7 |
Your very first time!
- It's your first time.As you lie back your muscles tighten.You put him off for a while searching for ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
260 |
0 |
| 8 |
Losing my mind!
- An agitated patient was stomping around the psychiatrist's office, running his hands through his hai...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
213 |
0 |
| 9 |
Creative Sex!
- Morris complained to his friend Irving, that love making with his wife was becoming routine and bori...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
257 |
0 |
| 10 |
Magic Johnson on rollerblades...
- What do you call Magic Johnson on rollerblades?ROLLAIDS!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
362 |
0 |
| 11 |
Nite before Xmas - Net Style!
- 'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the Net,There were hacker's a surfing. Nerds? Yea...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
| 12 |
The Rabbi wants a raise.
- There was a Rabbi whose wife was expecting a baby.The Rabbi went to the congregation and asked for a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
254 |
0 |
| 13 |
Santa and the Blonde!
- One Christmas Eve, Santa Claus comes down the chimney and is startled by a beautiful 19 year old blo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
322 |
0 |
| 14 |
Lord, forgive me...
- Lord, forgive me for what I am about to do==========================================A rabbi, a minis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
230 |
0 |
| 15 |
Little Johnny\'s Goldfish!
- Little Johnny was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence.Interested...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
310 |
0 |
| 16 |
Top10 Rules for dating my daughter.
- Rule OneIf you pull into my driveway and honk you'd better be delivering a package, because you're s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 17 |
Eye Doctor
- A Japanese man went to the eye doctor. The optometrist said to theman, "Sir, I believe you have a ca...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
139 |
0 |
| 18 |
Super Looong List of One-Liners!
- Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?A. We'd eat pussy every Than...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
| 19 |
Three Wise Women????
- Do you know what would have happened if it had been Three Wise Womeninstead of Three Wise Men? They ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
103 |
0 |
| 20 |
The Missing Toupee!
- The Missing Toupee!On a senior citizen bus tour, the driver was surprised. While the passengers were...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 21 |
Super Looong List of One-Liners Part 2!
- Q. How do you Scare a Man?A. Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.Q. What makes men chase wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
| 22 |
Children Books You Won\'t See
- Children Books That Didn't Make It To The Press:Children Books You Won't Eever See...1...You Are Dif...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
426 |
0 |
| 23 |
After Christmas Letter. (Warning: CRUDE)
- December 26, 1999Dear Santa,You must be surprised that I'm writing to you today, the 26th of Decembe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
666 |
0 |
| 24 |
Read the label first!
- Some actual product warning labels:On the bottle-top of a (UK) flavoured milk drink - AFTER OPENING,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
352 |
0 |
| 25 |
Old vs. Young!
- An old man was sitting on a bench in the mall when a young man with spiked hair came over and sat do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
251 |
0 |
