| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Answering machine
- |Hello, this is probably 438-9012, yes, the house of the famous statistician. I'm probably not at ho...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
3201 |
0 |
| 2 |
The results of statistics
- |. Ten percent of all car thieves are left-handed2. All polar bears are left-handed3. If your car is...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 3 |
Worries while flying
- |Two statisticians were travelling in an airplane from LA to New York. About an hour into the flight...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1115 |
0 |
| 4 |
Risk of plane bombs
- |A mathematician and a non-mathematician are sitting in an airport hall waiting for their flight to ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
1007 |
0 |
| 5 |
Misunderstood people
- |1. They speak only the Greek language.2. They usually have long threatening names such as Bonferonn...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
759 |
0 |
| 6 |
Statistical one-liners
- |A new government 10 year survey cost $3,000,000,000 revealed that 3/4 of the people in America make...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
231 |
0 |
| 7 |
Reducing travel risk
- |There was this statistics student who, when driving his car, would always accelerate hard before co...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
782 |
0 |
| 8 |
Purchasing the shoes
- |A shoeseller meets a mathematician and complains that he does not know what size shoes to buy. "No ...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
257 |
0 |
| 9 |
The fate of marriages
- |It is often cited that there are half as many divorces as marriages in the US, so one concludes tha...Read the whole joke |
Stats/Math Jokes |
528 |
0 |
| 10 |
Accordion jokes
- |An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A: An accordion play...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
99638 |
0 |
| 11 |
Bagpipe jokes
- |Q: Why do bagpipers walk when they play?A: To get away from the noise.Q: What's the only thing wors...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
461 |
0 |
| 12 |
Banjo jokes
- |Q: How many banjo players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Only one, but all the others gathe...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 13 |
Bass jokes
- |Q: Why did the bass player get mad at the timpanist?A: He turned a peg and wouldn't tell the bass p...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
292 |
0 |
| 14 |
Bassoon jokes
- |Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To get away from the bassoon recital.Q: Why is a bassoon b...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
632 |
0 |
| 15 |
Cello jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.Q...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
256 |
0 |
| 16 |
Clarinet jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a nerd?A: Someone who has his or her own alto clarinet.Q: Why do clarin...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
733 |
0 |
| 17 |
Drum joke Q & A
- |Q: Why do drummers have a half ounce more brains than horses?A: So they don't disgrace themselves a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
273 |
0 |
| 18 |
Which drummer?
- |There's a five pound note on the floor. Of a thrash guitarist, a drummer who keeps good time, and a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
299 |
0 |
| 19 |
What is your IQ?
- |Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his party, he'll ask his guests what ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
813 |
0 |
| 20 |
Looking to buy
- |A man walks into a shop. "You got one of them Marshall Hiwatt AC30 amplificatior thingies and a Gob...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
286 |
0 |
| 21 |
English horn jokes
- |Q: What is the difference between hearing an English horn solo and being tortured?A: One is far mor...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
262 |
0 |
| 22 |
Flute jokes
- |Q: What's the definition of a minor second?A: Two flutes playing a unison.Flute players spend half ...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
396 |
0 |
| 23 |
French horn jokes
- |Q: What do you get when you cross a French horn player with a goal post?A: A goal post that can't m...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
259 |
0 |
| 24 |
Guitar jokes
- |Q: How do you make him stop playing?A: Put notes on it!Q: What did the guitar say to the guitarist?...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
269 |
0 |
| 25 |
Harmonica jokes
- |Steve Wright: I play the harmonica. The only way I can play is if I get my car going really fast, a...Read the whole joke |
Instrument Jokes |
295 |
0 |
