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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The politically correct Christmas
- |On the 12th day of the Eurocentrically imposed midwinter festival, my Significant Other in a consen...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
372 |
0 |
| 2 |
Rating your Christmas parties
- |If you threw a party, the worst thing you could have done was throw the kind of party where your gu...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
707 |
0 |
| 3 |
The Twelve Days of Windows 95
- |On the 1st day of Christmas, my true love gave to me . . .Windows 95 for my PCOn the 2nd day of Chr...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
353 |
0 |
| 4 |
The Australian Christmas
- |Here comes Santa Claus, here comes Santa Claus,Sweating his fat awayHere comes Santa Claus, here co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
402 |
0 |
| 5 |
The Shopping Criminal
- |It was Christmas and the judge was in a merry mood as he asked the prisoner,"What are you charged w...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
391 |
0 |
| 6 |
You Need to Join the Lord's Army
- |Jack was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door as ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
407 |
0 |
| 7 |
The Chinese Pay Off Their Debts
- |Jones: "The chinese make it an invariable rule to settle all their debts on New Year's Day."Smith: ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
725 |
0 |
| 8 |
Billy Gates writes to Santa
- |Dear Santa,How are you doing? I hope you've had a successful year and have come up with a lot of in...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
727 |
0 |
| 9 |
What is a stable?
- |Every Christmas morning, when my kids were little, I read them the nativity story out of the big fa...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
280 |
0 |
| 10 |
Italian Night Before Christmas
- |Twas the night before Christmas, Da whole house was mella, Not a creature was stirrin', Cuz I had a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
319 |
0 |
| 11 |
I just had a dream about it
- |A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
277 |
1.5 |
| 12 |
I'm sending out some cards
- |A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter me...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
336 |
0 |
| 13 |
Real Church Bloopers...
- |? Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help. ? Thursday night-Potluck Supper. Prayer and medica...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
361 |
0 |
| 14 |
Do you go to church?
- |A friend was in front of me coming out of church one day, and the preacher was standing at the door...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
243 |
0 |
| 15 |
Advertisements
- |Believe it or not, the following announcements actually appeared in various church bulletins. Don't...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
2732 |
0 |
| 16 |
Top Signs That You're Too Old to Trick or Treat ...
- |10. You get winded from knocking on the door. 9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for yo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 17 |
Halloween handouts
- |The Top 10 Least Popular Halloween HandoutsSpinach flavored Rice Cakes.Teeth removing TaffyMetamuci...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
247 |
0 |
| 18 |
Geek's thanksgiving
- |1. Be thankful you haven't been spammed!2. Be thankful your computer isn't down!3. Be thankful your...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
324 |
0 |
| 19 |
The blonde Thanksgiving dinner
- |It was the first time the blonde was eating Thanksgiving dinner without her family. Trying to re-en...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 20 |
The football-playing turkey
- |The pro football team had just finished their daily practice session when a large turkey came strut...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
340 |
0 |
| 21 |
A man forgot to buy turkey for Thanksgiving
- |It's the day before Thanksgiving, and the butcher is just locking up when a man begins pounding on ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
5047 |
0 |
| 22 |
Thanksgiving dinner prepared by kids
- |A Thanksgiving Cookbookby Mrs. Geraghty's Kindergarten ClassNOTE: Mrs. Geraghty will not be reponsi...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
735 |
0 |
| 23 |
Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving
- |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
642 |
0 |
| 24 |
New Year Nerd Resolutions
- |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
413 |
0 |
| 25 |
New Year Resolutions for Pets
- |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
270 |
0 |
