| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Preventative Medicine
- Mavis: My daughter believes in preventative medicine, doctor. Doctor: Oh, really? Mavis: Yes, she tr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
| 2 |
Help!
- Operator, operator, call me an ambulance!!! Okay, sir, you're an ambulance!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
| 3 |
Food for Thought
- Patient: Doctor, you've gotta help me. I eat apples, apples later come out into the toilet. I eat ba...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
| 4 |
Many Bones
- Doctor: Did you know that there are more than 1,000 bones in the human body?Tom: Shhh, doctor! My do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 5 |
Stirring Prescription
- Patient: Doctor, what I need is something to stir me up; something to put me in a fighting mood. Did...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
153 |
0 |
| 6 |
New Treasury Bonds
- The U.S. Treasury has just announced that it will sell three new types of bonds:1. The Al Gore bond,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
| 7 |
Panic
- Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! Little Tommy's swallowed the can-opener!Doctor: Don't panic. He'll be a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
270 |
0 |
| 8 |
Can\\\'t Hear
- Doctor: What seems to be the trouble? Patient: Doctor, I keep getting the feeling that nobody can he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
299 |
0 |
| 9 |
Is It Serious?
- Patient: Tell me, doctor. Is it serious? Doctor: Well, I wouldn't advise you to start watching any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
117 |
0 |
| 10 |
Get a Life
- Patient: Doctor, I have a problem. I feel unhealthy and depressed. Doctor: You should cut down on dr...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 11 |
Good Sneeze!
- Patient: Doctor, ya gotta help me. Every time I sneeze, I have an orgasm. Doctor: Really! What are y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
| 12 |
Ticklish Tongue
- Patient: My tongue tingles when I touch it to a cracked walnut wrapped in aluminum foil, what's wron...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
| 13 |
Being Old and Bent
- Patient: Doctor, is there anything worse than being old and bent? Doctor: Yes there is - being young...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
245 |
0 |
| 14 |
File Your Nails
- Patient: Doctor, should I file my nails? Doctor: No, throw them away like everybody else....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
| 15 |
Brown Eye
- Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
| 16 |
Invisible Man
- Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room. Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
| 17 |
Live Longer
- Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer? Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
119 |
0 |
| 18 |
Memory Pills
- Doctor: Did you take those pills I gave you to improve your memory? Patient: What pills?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
| 19 |
Big Memory Problem
- Patient: Doctor, I have a serious memory problem. I can't remember anything! Doctor: So, since when ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
| 20 |
Ignored
- Patient walks into a doctor's office. Patient: Doctor, people ignore me. Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |
| 21 |
Can\\\'t See
- Patient to optometrist: I'm very worried about the outcome of this operation, doctor. What are the c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
537 |
0 |
| 22 |
Help me Doc!
- Woman: Doctor, my husband tells me my pussy's too big. So I'd like you to tell me if you find it unu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
| 23 |
Stressed
- Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peop...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
164 |
0 |
| 24 |
Hair Loss
- Patient: My hair keeps falling out. What can you give me to keep it in? Doctor: A shoebox?...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
395 |
0 |
| 25 |
Again
- Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you've got it again....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
345 |
0 |
