81. Q: What do you call a hooker and four blondes? A: Regular price, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks, four bucks.82. Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: 'Cause everybody gets a turn.83. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks? A: 'Cause she's been laid all over the country.84. Q: What important question does a blonde ask his/her mate before having sex? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate?85. Q: Why do blonde girls have trouble achieving orgasm? A: *Who cares?*86. Q: Why do blonds have orgasms ? A: So they know when to stop having sex !87. Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm???? A1: She drops her nail-file!!! A2: Who cares? A3: She say 'Next' A4: The next person in the queue taps you on the shoulder A5: He's had his clothes for about 2 minutes A6: The batteries have run out.88. Q: Why don't blondes call 911 in an emergency? A1: They can't remember the number. A2: She can't find the number 11 on the telephone buttons.89. Q: What does a blonde say when you blow in their ear? A: "Thanks for the refill!"90. Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond's ear? A: Data transfer.91. Q: Why do blondes have more fun? A: Because they don't know any better. A: They are easier to keep amused.92. Q: How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? A1: "What's a lightbulb?" A2: One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her. A3: Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"93. Q: What's a blonde's favourite wine? A: "Daaaady, I want to go to Miaaami!"94. Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes? A: A whine cellar.95. Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.96. Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A1: They both have a black box. A2: Both have a cockpit.97. Q: What is the difference between a blond and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 74798. Q: What does a dumb blonde say when she gives birth? A: Gee, Are you sure it's mine?99. Q: What did the blonde say when she found out she was pregnant? A: "Are you sure it's mine?"100. Q: How do you get a blonde pregnant? A: Come in her shoes and let the flies do the rest.
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