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Redneck Bonanza!
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Q: What do a redneck divorce and a tornado have in common?A: Either way somebody loses a trailer home!You know you're a redneck if your wife wants to take a bath but you have to move the transmision from the tub first.You know you're a red neck when you go to family reunions to pick up chicks!If you've been married three times and your in-laws aint changed then you might just be a redneck.If a sign reads say no to crack and you pull up your pants then you might just be a redneck.You know you are redneck when you mow your lawn and find a car.You know you are redneck when your favorite shirt is illegal in more then 15 states.You know you are redneck when you shut your car door and your gun makes you a sun-roof.You know you are redneck when your friends go water skiing while you are towing your boat to the lake.You might be a redneck if your exhaust system incorporates more than three wire hangers and at least two juice cans.You might be a redneck if you think "fat-free" means undoing your belt and the first 3 buttons.You know you're a redneck when you think marriage vows are what your father-in-law promised to do to you if you didn't marry his daughter.You might be a redneck if an intimate evening at home consists of sharing the remote.You might be a redneck if it's easier to rotate your home than your TV antenna.You might be a redneck if you use old newspapers in more than 3 ways in your home.You know you're a redneck if you stare at the Orange Juice container because it says "Concentrate." You know you're a redneck when some one yells "hoe down" and your wife drops to the floor!You might be a redneck if you can relate to the following statements:1) "Nothing says lovin' like lovin? your cousin!" 2) "Why go across town when you can go across the hall?"3) "If you can't keep it in the pants then keep it in the family." You know you're a redneck when your family tree is a wreath.You know your a redneck when your town priest is also your town plummer.You know you're a redneck when you're front porch collapses and kills more than three dogs.You have a home that is mobil and 14 cars that aren't.You know you're a redneck when you have seven cars in your driveway, but only one works.What was the last thing the redneck said before he died?"Hey y'all, watch this!"You know your a redneck if your Thanksgiving turkey was once a family pet!You might be a redneck if you wear cowboy boots with shorts.
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