No Pantyhose |
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There's this old man in a nursing home and he's hornier than hell. So he sees this cute nurse and says, "How about a quickie for twenty bucks?"She agrees and gets on top of him. They go at it for about ten minutes. After the act, the old man says, "You know, if I knew you were a virgin, I would have paid you a hundred bucks."In reply, the nurse says, "If I knew you could get it up that high, I would have taken off my pantyhose!" |
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