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| Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is: "It's raining men, hallelujah!"9. Often asks anchorwoman to switch clothes with him.8. Uses expensive radar equipment to track Michelle Pfeiffer.7. "Satellite photos" look suspiciously like Polaroids of a desk globe.6. Appears to have the first spring robin in his mouth.5. Seen checking into a Motel 6 with a half-inflated weather balloon.4. Every night he says, "Lordy mama, it's gonna rain root beer tomorrow!"3. The symbol on his weather map for an arctic cold front is a snowman giving the finger.2. Looks a lot like this pinhead. (videotape of Dave in his TV weatherman days)1. He's got a tropical storm in his pants. |
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