Q: What do you call two elephants on a bicycle? A: Optimistic!Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into the city? A: Free Parking.Q: What do you get if you take an elephant into work? A: Sole use of the elevator.Q: What do you do with an elephant with three balls? A: You walk him and pitch to the Zebra!Q: How do you know if there is an elephant in the pub? A: It's bike is outside.Q: How do you know if there are two elephants in the pub? A: There is a dent in the cross-bar.Q: How do you know if there are three elephants in the pub? A: Stand on the bike and have a look in the window.Q. Why do elephants wear tiny green hats? A. To sneak across a pool table without being seen.Q: How many elephants does it take to change a light bulb? A: Don't be stupid, elephants can't change light bulbs.Q: What do you get if you cross an elephant with a whale? A: A submarine with a built-in snorkel.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a kangaroo? A: Bloody great holes all over Australia.Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros? A: Elephino.Q: How do you know if there is an elephant under the bed? A: Your nose is touching the ceiling.Q: Why do elephants wear sandals? A: So that they don't sink in the sand.Q: Why do ostriches stick their head in the ground? A: To look for the elephants who forgot to wear their sandals.
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