| This women of forty, being a rather vain person, decided she needed a face lift. With her pocketbook as large as her ego, she went to several plastic surgeons before choosing the best money could buy.The doctor assured her that he could make her look young for many years because of a new technique he used.After the operation the doc told her that he had put a screw behind each ear that she could tighten as needed to keep her fresh young look.The woman was pleased for several years until one morning when she noticed bags under her eyes. Furiously she stormed into the doctor's office demanding to know why there where bags under her eyes.The doctor replied, "Lady those aren't bags, they're your tits, and if you don't stop turning those screws you're going to have a beard!" |
