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| 21 types of pissers! |
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| 21 TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MIGHT MEET IN THE MEN'S ROOM!EXCITABLE: Shorts half twisted around, cannot find hole, rips shorts.SOCIABLE: Joins friends in piss whether he has to or not.CROSSEYED: Looks into next urinal to see how the other guy is fixed.TIMID: Can't piss if someone's watching, flushes urinal, comes back later.INDIFFERENT: All urinals being used, pisses in sink.CLEVER: No hands, fixes tie, looks around and usually pisses on floor.WORRIED: Not sure of where he has been lately, makes quick inspection.FRIVOLOUS: Plays stream up, down and across urinals, tries to hit fly or bug.ABSENT-MINDED: Opens vest, pulls out tie, pisses in pants.CHILDISH: Pisses directly in bottom of urinal, likes to see it bubble.SNEAK: Farts silently while pissing, acts very innocent, knows man in next stall will get blamed.PATIENT: Stands very close for a long while waiting, reads with free hand.DESPERATE: Waits in long line, teeth floating, pisses in pants.TOUGH: Bangs dick on side of urinal to dry it.EFFICIENT: Waits until he has to crap, then does both.FAT: Backs up and takes a blind shot at urinal, pisses in shoe.LITTLE: Stands on box, falls in, drowns.DRUNK: Holds right thumb in left hand, pisses in pants.DISGRUNTLED: Stands for a while, gives up, walks away.CONCEITED: Holds two-inch dick like a baseball bat.RADICAL: Ignores urinal. Pisses on wall. |
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