486 - The average IQ needed to understand a P.C. state - of - the - art computer you can't afford.Obsolete - Any computer you own.Microsecond - The time it takes for your State - of - the - art computer to become obsolete.Syntax Error - "Hello, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.GUI (pronounced "gooey") - What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it.Computer Chip - Any starchy food stuff consumed in mass quantities while programming.Keyboard - The standard way to generate computer errors.Mouse - An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate.Floppy - The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer.Hard Drive- The sales technique employed by most computer salesmen.Portable Computer - A device invented to force business men to work at home, on vacation and on business trips.Disk Crash - A typical computer response to any critical deadline.Power User - Anyone who can format a disk from DOS.System Update - A quick method of trashing ALL of your current software.
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