Vow of Silence! |
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A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence. He's allowed to say only two words every 7 years.After the first 7 years, the elders bring him in and ask him for his 2 words."Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. He clears his throat and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. 7 more years pass and they bring him in for his 2 words. "I quit," he says."That's not surprising," the elders say... "You've done nothing but complain since you've been here!" |
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