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| Dog Named Mypenis |
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| Tired of boring old dog name like Ruff, Spot, Lassie, etc?The next time you get a dog, name it: MypenisWhy, you ask? Well just look at some of the great excuses you can use for school, work, and general conversation!-I did do my homework but Mypenis ate it!-Oh no, Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!-Sorry I'm late. I was playing with Mypenis.-I'm sorry officer, I didn't realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.-Mypenis doesn't come when I call it.-Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.-If Mypenis begs at the dinner table, I just tell it to LAY DOWN!-I love giving Mypenis a bath, but Mypenis doesn't like cold water.-At night, I like to snuggle with Mypenis.-Mypenis likes it when people pet him.-Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds!-Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.-Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?-Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.-I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.-I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.-Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.-I think Mypenis is getting old because he won't get excited anymore. He just plays dead.-Mypenis got out last night. I think he's sleeping with the lady next door.-HELP! Mypenis is lost...can you help me find him?-Sorry to be driving slow officer, but I was looking for Mypenis.-Sorry to be driving so fast, officer. I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.-Mypenis got fleas from the neighbors dog.-Anytime Mypenis gets too excited, I just scratch him behind the head.-Please do not feed Mypenis table scraps!-Do you think you could feed Mypenis while I'm on vacation?-I have a cat that plays very well with Mypenis.-When I take Mypenis for a ride in the car, I roll down the window so it can hang it's head out. |
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