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| Top 10 Valentine Card Rejects |
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| 10. I admire your strength, I admire your spunkBut the thing I like best, is getting you drunk.9. Our love will never become cold and hollowUnless, one day, you refuse to swallow.8. I bought this Valentine's card at the storeIn hopes that, later, you'd be my whore.7. This feels so good, it feels so rightI just wish it wasn't $250 a night.6. You're a woman of style, you're a woman of classEspecially when I'm spanking, your big-round-fat ass.5. Before I met you, my heart was so famishedBut now I'm fulfilled. . . SO MAKE ME A SAMICH!!!4. Through all the things that came to passOur love has grown. . . but so's your ass.3. You're a honey. . . and you're a cutieI just wished you had J-Lo's "booty".2. I don't wanna be sappy or silly or cornySo, right to the point, let's do it, I'm horny!1. If you think that hickey looks like a blister,you should check out the one that I gave to your sister! |
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