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The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.Time Limit: 3 Days.Write Your Name: ________________________________________(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).1. What language is spoken in Germany?2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to____ (a) build a bridge____ (b) lead an army or____ (c) WRITE A PLAY4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)____ (a) Jewish____ (b) Catholic____ (c) Hindu____ (d) Polish5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?____ (a) Westerners____ (b) Southerners____ (c) NORTHerners9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)_______________________________10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.Name the previous five.11. Where does rain come from?____ (a) Wall Mart____ (b) Kmart____ (c) Canada____ (d) the sky12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?____ (a) yes____ (b) no13. What are coat hangers used for?14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?____ (a) Minnnesota____ (b) Florida____ (c) Canada____ (d) Wisconsin18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?____ (a) B.C____ (b) A.D.
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