| These are fabricated corporate slogans that would never have made if far if they entered the real world. Microsoft: "How much are you going to pay today?" MTV: "Loud and easy to spell." Saks 5th Avenue: "You Could Shop Here if You're Poor, But That Would be Stupid!" Iguana: "The other green meat." Nike: "Just buy the shoes, you flabby spineless lump!" Daisy Air Rifles: "Keeping kids off your lawn for over forty years." Canon Photocopiers: "Quit calling them Xeroxes!" Apple MacIntosh: "Hey, we thought of it first!" Radio Shack: "You've got questions, we've got geek losers!" Professional Bowling on NBC: "Oh, why don't you just go ahead and kill yourself instead?" |
