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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - Two cartons of yogurt walk
into a bar. The bartender, who was a tub of cottage cheese, says to
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Bar
jokes, beer, booze and fun! - A drunken man was wondering around the
parking lot of
a bar, bumping into every car and then rub...Read the whole joke |
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169 |
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3 |
Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - Barty and Dunny met in a pub
and discussed the illness
of a friend named Hogan.
"Poor
Mich...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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4 |
0 - The local District Judge had
given the defendant a lecture on the evils
of drink. But in view of...Read the whole joke |
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587 |
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5 |
0 - Monahan stumbled
into a
saloon, half crocked. "Say," he said to the bartender, "how tall
is
...Read the whole joke |
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226 |
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6 |
0 - "Didja hear the news?"
asked Keenan of his pal at the saloon. "Harrigan drank so much, his wife ...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
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7 |
0 - The Lone Ranger and Tonto
walked into a bar one day and sat down to drink a beer. After a few
...Read the whole joke |
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609 |
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8 |
0 - A man walks into a Kansas
bar
with his golden retriever. "Hey," says the bartender, "No dogs
...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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9 |
0 - The local bar was so sure
that its bartender was the
strongest man around that they offered a
...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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10 |
0 - Q: What did
the
bartender say to the jumper cables when they walked into the bar?
A: Ok
yo...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
11 |
0 - It was Halloween and three
vampires went into a saloon and bellied up to the bar. "What will
y...Read the whole joke |
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213 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Twenty-four hours in a
day... twenty-four
beers in a case... coincidence?...Read the whole joke |
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225 |
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13 |
0 - One day a drunk walked into
a bar and
ordered a gin and tonic. He drank half of it and poured
...Read the whole joke |
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1116 |
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14 |
0 - A guy walks
into a
tavern. As he walked up to the bar he noticed a twelve-inch man
playing
t...Read the whole joke |
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1039 |
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15 |
0 - A rather attractive woman
goes up to the bar in a
quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to
...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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16 |
0 - Recently scientists revealed
that beer contains small traces of female hormones.
To prove
t...Read the whole joke |
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1374 |
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17 |
0 - A man walks into a bar and
asks for
six shots of vodka. The bartender says, "Six shots? What's
...Read the whole joke |
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18 |
0 - A Texan bought a round of
drinks for all in the bar and said that his wife had just produced "a ...Read the whole joke |
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669 |
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19 |
0 - Old man
O'Malley had
worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he just
wasn't
paying...Read the whole joke |
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638 |
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20 |
0 - A
rather confident man
walks into a bar and takes a seat next to a very
attractive woman.
He...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
21 |
0 - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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22 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not....Read the whole joke |
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749 |
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23 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may cause you to
roll over in the morning and see something
re...Read the whole joke |
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1058 |
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24 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may
lead you to believe you are invisible....Read the whole joke |
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730 |
0 |
25 |
0 - WARNING: consumption of
alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you....Read the whole joke |
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611 |
0 |