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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
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Definitions - Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swin...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
266 |
0 |
2 |
The Golfer vs. The Fisherman - Q: What's the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn't have to b...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
231 |
0 |
3 |
Four worst words - Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It's still your turn!...Read the whole joke |
Golf Jokes |
241 |
0 |
4 |
Disorder in the Court! - These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
663 |
0 |
5 |
A man and his Alligator - A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, "Does this bar serve lawyers?""Of course w...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71722 |
0 |
6 |
My dad's a Lawyer - Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. "My n...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
237 |
0 |
7 |
Lawyer in a car wreck - One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
619 |
0 |
8 |
Old dying lawyer - A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with m...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
285 |
0 |
9 |
Lawyers and sperm - What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
259 |
0 |
10 |
5000 dead lawyers - What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
71 |
0 |
11 |
dying woman needs brain - A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
603 |
0 |
12 |
Dead lawyer's grave - A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way t...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
623 |
0 |
13 |
billy's father is a lawyer - A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. "Tim, you be first,"...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
249 |
0 |
14 |
Lawyer vs Physician - A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
273 |
0 |
15 |
a thief and his lawyer - Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. L...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
2503 |
0 |
16 |
half of everything - Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A ...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
571 |
0 |
17 |
Lawyer Means... - What's the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
274 |
0 |
18 |
Have a Drink - Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the cent...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
620 |
0 |
19 |
Two lawyers walking through the woods - Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately o...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
587 |
0 |
20 |
Lawyer Statue - One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, an...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
229 |
0 |
21 |
The Godfather - The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfa...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
263 |
0 |
22 |
Cement - Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
600 |
0 |
23 |
Catfish vs. Lawyer - Q: What's the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bot...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
269 |
0 |
24 |
Attack Dog - A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized i...Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
13860 |
0 |
25 |
Lawyer Sky Diving - What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet....Read the whole joke |
Lawyer Jokes |
253 |
0 |