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Abbott calling Costello - |Costello calls Abbott with some questions about UNIX.Costello: What is the command that will tell m...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2670 |
0 |
2 |
The Twelve Bugs of Christmas - |For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to meSee if they can do it again.For the second bug...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
335 |
0 |
3 |
Microsoft runs the I.R.S. - |If Microsoft Ran The IRS "Government should be run like a business." We've all heard that chestnut....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
319 |
0 |
4 |
Newest MS computer game - |Solitaire '99Here is the README.TXT file from Microsoft's latest software product. Microsoft Solita...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
351 |
0 |
5 |
Microsoft renames itself - |NewsflashMicrosoft today announced that it will be changing its name to "Moft" -- which will clear ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
359 |
0 |
6 |
Microsoft trademarks TM - |Microsoft Trademarks the Trademark Symbol By Vince Sabio HumourNet Communications, Ltd. REDMOND, Wa...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
346 |
0 |
7 |
Waiting on a long line - |The checkout line at the hardware store was getting longer and longer as the clerk labored to get t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
375 |
0 |
8 |
New product cuts stress - |From "Machine Design" Magazine......Byte BatAll too often, computers aren't up when you need them, ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
327 |
0 |
9 |
Windows 98 hourly tweaks - |11th-hour tweaks for Windows '98 by Microsoft10. Included subliminal "Impeach Janet Reno" messages ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
390 |
0 |
10 |
A letter to the editors - |LETTERS TO THE EDITOR (The Times of London)Dear Sir,I am firmly opposed to the spread of microchips...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2731 |
0 |
11 |
The system crash song - |SYSTEM CRASH (to the tune of "The Monster Mash") I was working in the lab, late one nightWhen my ey...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
286 |
0 |
12 |
Changing number terms - |In a recent contest in The Washington Post, readers were asked to take an expression using a number...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
13 |
Purchasing furniture - |I work as a systems administrator, and part of m job involves answering questions about computers. ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
275 |
0 |
14 |
Fixing broken computers - |An office technician got a call from a user. The user told the tech that her computer was not worki...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
650 |
0 |
15 |
I have a keyboard error - |A person turned on the computer without a keyboard plugged in.When she turns on the computer, the c...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
625 |
0 |
16 |
Type what I tell you - |While trying to diagnose a problem over the phone I told the user to type out his autoexec.bat file...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
17 |
Oh the Internet is slow - |The Net is SlowOh, the network outside is frightful,But on campus, it's so delightful,Our packets h...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
323 |
0 |
18 |
Life cycle of software - |The Life Cycle of SoftwareProgrammer produces code he believes is bug-free. Product is tested. 20 b...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
19 |
Computer acronyms list - |Humorous Computer-Related AcronymsIBM I Blame Microsoft Idiots Buy Me Idiots Building Machines I'll...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
296 |
0 |
20 |
What movies teach us - |COMPUTERS & ELECTRONICS:As depicted in movies,Word processors never display a cursor. You never hav...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
308 |
0 |
21 |
Internet can get worse - |Top ten ways the Internet could get worse10. Rigorous user screening process abolished by America O...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
305 |
0 |
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If Microsoft built cars - |Top Ten ways things would be different if Microsoft built cars:1. A Particular model year of car wo...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
310 |
0 |
23 |
Computer problem report - |Computer Problem Report Form1. Describe your problem:______________________________________________...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
661 |
0 |
24 |
Customer support logs - |Actual dialog of a former Customer Support employee: Support: "Ridge Hall computer assistant; may I...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
25 |
Write your code in C - |WRITE IN C (sung to The Beatles "Let it Be")When I find my code in tons of trouble,Friends and col...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
275 |
0 |