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Things proven to change the course of Thanksgiving - |1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice th...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
681 |
0 |
2 |
New Year Nerd Resolutions - |NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS YOU WON'TBE ABLE TO KEEP IF YOU'RE A NERD 16. I resolve... I resolve to... I r...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
416 |
0 |
3 |
New Year Resolutions for Pets - |15. I will not eat other animals' poop. 14. I will not lick my human's face after eating animal poo...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
275 |
0 |
4 |
Cookie the Cat's Resolutions - |5. I will not demand to get out the minute after I come in ? and visa versa. 4. I will not scratch ...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
277 |
0 |
5 |
Office Worker Resolution - |RESOLUTION #1: 1999: I will read at least 20 good books a year. 2000: I will read at least 10...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
646 |
0 |
6 |
Your New Year Resolution - |Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year and yet you never keep them? Here are s...Read the whole joke |
Festival Jokes |
1364 |
0 |
7 |
There goes another one - |Pat and Mick landed themselves a job at a sawmill. Just before morning tea Pat yelled: "Mick! I los...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
594 |
0 |
8 |
Scorcher Murphy - |Scorcher Murphy was selling his house, and put the matter in an agent's hands. The agent wrote up a...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
603 |
0 |
9 |
Humor about the Irish - |An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman each order a Guiness in a pub. Upon being served, each fi...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
627 |
0 |
10 |
trapped in a bog - |Barty was trapped in a bog and seemed a goner when Big Mick O'Reilly wandered by. "Help!" Barty sho...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
600 |
0 |
11 |
Jokes about Ireland - |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
590 |
0 |
12 |
Pat and Jimmy-Joe - |Pat and Jimmy-Joe met and one said to the other, "Have ye seen Mulligan lately, Pat?" Pat said, "We...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
606 |
0 |
13 |
Barty and Dunny - |Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. "Poor Micheal Hogan...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
607 |
0 |
14 |
Irishman went to a pet shop - |Irishman went to a pet shop and asked how many budgies were in stock. "We have 99" replied the shop...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
585 |
0 |
15 |
Jokes about St. Patrick's Day - |Two Irishmen were walking home after a night on the beer when a severed head rolled along the groun...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1113 |
0 |
16 |
Paddy and Seamus - |It was Paddy and Seamus giving the motorcycle a ride on a brisk autumn day. After a wee bit, Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
606 |
0 |
17 |
Humor about St. Patrick's Day - |Paddy was tooling along the road one fine day when the local policeman, a friend of his, pulled him...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
600 |
0 |
18 |
I live in the flat above Paddy - |A cop pulls up two Irish drunks, and says to the first, "What's your name and address?" "I'm Paddy ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
625 |
0 |
19 |
McQuillan walked into a bar - |McQuillan walked into a bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the olives and pl...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
915 |
0 |
20 |
spitting in the vase - |"Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?" "No, Nora, but I'm getting c...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
602 |
0 |
21 |
The Doctor was puzzled - |The Doctor was puzzled "I'm very sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I think it must ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
679 |
0 |
22 |
His wife had been killed - |His wife had been killed in an accident and the police were questioning Finnegan. "Did she say anyt...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
589 |
0 |
23 |
Leprechaun Jokes - |Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish, are out walking along the beach together one ...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
1618 |
0 |
24 |
Humor about Leprechauns - |An aging man lived alone in Ireland. His only son was in Long Kesh Prison, and he didn't know anyon...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
617 |
0 |
25 |
Irish jokes in a pub - |A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in a pub, when an irate Irishman stands up : "You're making'...Read the whole joke |
Irish Jokes |
954 |
0 |