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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Man, the Lawn Mower - Why did God create man?Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
2 |
Women Get... - When a woman gets married, she wants the 3 S's: sensitivity, sincerity, and sharing. What does she g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
3 |
In Common - What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common?Men always miss them!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
169 |
0 |
4 |
To Keep A Man Interested - What does a woman have to do to keep a man interested?Wear perfume that smells like beer....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
5 |
A Man is a Wasp? - How can you tell if a man is a WASP?He gets out of the shower to pee....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
283 |
0 |
6 |
Men and Pigs - What is the difference between men and pigs?Pigs don't turn into men when they drink....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
192 |
0 |
7 |
Men Like Paper Cups - Why are men like paper cups?They're dispensable....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
212 |
0 |
8 |
Men And Ceramic Tiles - What do ceramic tile and men have in common?If you lay them right the first time, you can walk on th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
9 |
Smart Guys - What does a smart guy do in an M&M factory?Proofread....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
10 |
Men Like BMWs - Why do men like BMWs?They can spell it....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
11 |
Wandering Tribes - Do you know why the tribes of Israel wandered in the desert for 40 years?Because even then, men coul...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
399 |
0 |
12 |
Why Female Astronauts? - Why is it good that we now have female astronauts?When the crew gets lost in space, at least the wom...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
143 |
0 |
13 |
Men Are Like Noodles - How are men like noodles?They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
14 |
Men Exercise On the Beach - How do men exercise at the beach?By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
15 |
Men and Situps - What is the best way to get a man to do sit-ups?Put the remote control between his toes....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
16 |
Men Resist Fatherhood - Why do men resist becoming fathers?Because they aren't through yet being children....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
17 |
Psychoanalysis Quicker For Men - Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?When it's time to go back to childhood, he's al...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
18 |
Man and E.T. - What's the difference between a man and E.T.?E.T. phoned home....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
19 |
Man\\\' Help With Housework - What's a man's idea of helping with the housework?Lifting his legs so you can vacuum....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
262 |
0 |
20 |
Keeps Her Youth - How does an older woman keep her youth?By giving him money!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
21 |
Bonds And Men - What's the difference between government bonds and men?Bonds mature....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
172 |
0 |
22 |
Men Snore Because - Why do men snore?When they fall asleep, their balls cover their assholes and they vapor lock....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
23 |
No Hemorrhoids - Why don't men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
24 |
More Brains Than Dogs - Why are men endowed with a half ounce more brains than dogs?So they know not to embarrass themselves...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
207 |
0 |
25 |
Brain Missing - What do you call a man with 99% of his brain missing?Castrated....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
216 |
0 |