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Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
An engineer and a programmer - |A programmer and an engineer are sitting next to each other on a long flight from Los Angeles to Ne...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2886 |
0 |
2 |
Those raccoons are not luggage - |As migration approached, two elderly vultures doubted they could make the trip south, so they decid...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
366 |
0 |
3 |
What just happened here? - |A military cargo plane, flying over a populated area, suddenly loses power and starts to nose down....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
389 |
0 |
4 |
What was the problem before? - |Taxiing down the tarmac, the jetliner abruptly stopped, turned around and returned to the gate. Aft...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
390 |
0 |
5 |
There was a place crash in Poland - |A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland....Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
771 |
0 |
6 |
There's a parrot on the plane - |On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
441 |
0 |
7 |
The Top Twenty Flight Advertising Slogans - |1. BadAir: When you just can't wait for the world to come to you.2. BadAir: We're Amtrak with wings...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
442 |
0 |
8 |
Results of damage testing - |It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing the strength ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
451 |
0 |
9 |
Trouble with plane engines - |While cruising at 36,000 feet, the airplane shuddered, and a passenger looked out the window."Oh no...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
833 |
0 |
10 |
There are lawyers on the flight - |An airliner was having engine trouble, and the pilot instructed the cabin crew to have the passenge...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
764 |
0 |
11 |
Flying without a parachute - |A man jumps out of an airplane with a parachute on his back. As he's falling, he realizes hiss chut...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
466 |
0 |
12 |
A blind pilot is flying this plane? - |I was flying from San Francisco to Los Angeles. By the time we took off, there had been a 45-minute...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
3246 |
3.75 |
13 |
Don't be on this flight - |"This is Captain Sinclair speaking. On behalf of my crew I'd like to welcome you aboard British Air...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
612 |
0 |
14 |
The whole world could be happy - |Bill Clinton, Hillary Ramrod Clinton, Al Gore, and Tipper Gore are flying aboard Air Force 1 on the...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
475 |
0 |
15 |
Are blind pilots flying? - |One day at a busy airport, the passengers on a commercial airliner are seated waiting for the pilot...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2399 |
0 |
16 |
There is a blond on the plane - |A blonde gets an opportunity to fly to a nearby country. She has never been on an airplane anywhere...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
400 |
0 |
17 |
Air Force One crashes - |Air Force One crashed in the middle of rural America. Panic stricken the Secret Service mobilized a...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2538 |
0 |
18 |
The blind skydiver - |A blind man was describing his favorite sport, parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, h...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
313 |
0 |
19 |
Boarding from what gate? - |At the airport for a business trip, I settled down to wait for the boarding announcement at Gate 35...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
417 |
0 |
20 |
The Christmas airport - |It was a few days before Christmas. The trip went reasonably well, and he was ready to go back home...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
290 |
0 |
21 |
The plane is crashing into the ocean - |Flight fifty has a pretty rough time above the ocean. Suddenly a voice comes over the intercom: "La...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
344 |
0 |
22 |
Top Things You Don't Want to Overhear Over an Airline P.A. System - |1. Ocean crossing flight: This is your Captain speaking, I just wanted to take this time to remind ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
364 |
0 |
23 |
The loss of engines - |Two blondes were flying to Miami from Cleveland. Fifteen minutes into the flight, the captain annou...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
287 |
0 |
24 |
Half off these tickets - |USAir recently introduced a special half fare for wives who accompanied their husbands on business ...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
285 |
0 |
25 |
A plane flying in the 1930s - |In the early 1930's, a farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplan...Read the whole joke |
Aviation Jokes |
2719 |
0 |