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Fishing jokes
- How many fishermen does it take to change a
light bulb?
One, but you should have seen the bulb,...Read the whole joke |
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- A
man was fishing in the jungle. After a
while another angler came to
join him. "Have you had ...Read the whole joke |
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- Retired colonel, talking of the good old days:
Have you ever hunted bear?
His grandson's teach...Read the whole joke |
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- An old
lady saw a little boy with a
fishing-rod over his shoulder and a jar of
tadpoles in his...Read the whole joke |
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387 |
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- The little kid sat on the side of the road
with a fishing line
down the drain. Feeling sorry for...Read the whole joke |
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- What kind of musical
instrument can you
use for fishing?
The cast-a-net....Read the whole joke |
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- Tim once took his small cousin with him while
he went
fishing: When he returned, he was looking ...Read the whole joke |
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- What's the difference between an angler and a
dunce?
One baits his hooks while the other hates...Read the whole joke |
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- Fisherman: What
are you fishing for sonny?
Boy: I'm not fishing, I'm drowning worms....Read the whole joke |
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- Q: How many anglers does
it take to change
a light bulb?
A: Four, one to change the light bulb...Read the whole joke |
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- How many South Dakotans does it take to go ice
fishing?
Four. One to cut the hole in the ice, an...Read the whole joke |
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- Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:
Are you choking?
Lee: No, I'm serious!...Read the whole joke |
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- George went fishing, but at the end of the day
he had not caught one fish.
On the way back to c...Read the whole joke |
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345 |
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- Have you seen
the new fishing
website?
No, it's not online yet....Read the whole joke |
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330 |
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- What is the difference between a fisherman
and a lazy student?
One baits his hook, the other ha...Read the whole joke |
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334 |
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- What sort of net is
useless for catching
fish ?
A football net !...Read the whole joke |
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- What did Noah do while spending time on the
ark ?
Fished, but he didn't catch much. He only had t...Read the whole joke |
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- Fishing season hasn't opened and a fisherman
who doesn't have a license, is casting for trout as...Read the whole joke |
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- When fish play football, who
is the
captain ?
The team's kipper !...Read the whole joke |
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332 |
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- How do fish go into business ?
The start
on a small scale !...Read the whole joke |
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362 |
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- What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
Fish !...Read the whole joke |
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- Why are fish so smart?
They are always in
schools!...Read the whole joke |
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- Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Angelfish !...Read the whole joke |
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- What bit of fish doesn't make sense ?
The
piece of cod that passeth all understanding !...Read the whole joke |
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637 |
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- What kind of money
do fishermen make ?
Net profits !...Read the whole joke |
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