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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What Were You Thinking? - A woman married 35 years asked her husband on their anniversary, "What were you thinking the very fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
2 |
Things Change With Marriage - "Before I married my wife," a husband once said, "it was nothing but wine, women, and song.Now that ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0.5 |
3 |
Wife Is a Car Feature - Over the weekend, Steve bought a new car. He was so excited about it that he had to take a picture o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
4 |
Making Ends Meet - "We have a terrible time making ends meet on Bob's income." his wife told her best friend."How do yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |
5 |
My Only Extravagance - "Okay," said the wife, "I'll admit I like to spend money, but it's the only extravagance I have!"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
6 |
Complaints of Married People - Why are complaints of married people like the noise of the waves on the shore?Because they are murmu...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
180 |
0 |
7 |
Wrong House? - Do you know what it means to come home to a man who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
8 |
Check Him Out - The old man had died. A wonderful funeral was in progress and the country preacher talked at length ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
9 |
Husband\'s Midlife Crisis - Dave Barry on your husband's midlife crisis:If your husband is exhibiting signs of a midlife crisis,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
357 |
0 |
10 |
Armed Sleeper - Down in Arkansas, they say that custom has changed little. Many a man still sleeps with a battle-axe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
301 |
0 |
11 |
Husband Looks Bad - The doctor came out of the operating room to talk with the man's wife. "I don't like the looks of yo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
146 |
0 |
12 |
Birthday Present For Wife - Two men are sitting in a pub talking, one mentions that it's his wife's birthday soon and he doesn't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
148 |
0 |
13 |
Angelic Husband - A woman tells her friend, "My husband is an angel."Her friend replies, "You're lucky, mine is still ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
337 |
0 |
14 |
Dominated Spouses - Standing at the pearly gates of heaven, Albert noticed pointing to two paths. One was marked "Women"...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
228 |
0 |
15 |
Cost to Get Married? - The little boy asked his dad one evening, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?""I don't kno...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |
16 |
To Have Him Back - "Oh, Laura!" cried her neighbor, "I'm so very sorry to hear about the loss of your husband. He was s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
167 |
0 |
17 |
More Attention - At the marriage counselor's office, the woman complained, "What's-his-name here says I don't give hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
18 |
Waking Grumpy - Marriage counselor to female client: Maybe your problem is that you've been waking up grumpy every m...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
673 |
0 |
19 |
Love Old and Feeble - Husband: Darling, will you love me when I'm old and feeble?Spouse: You bet I do....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
173 |
0 |
20 |
She Fetches All - Gena is such a good wife. Why, just let her husband get home late at night and as soon as he enters ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
21 |
Better Than Drunk - Outraged wife: Couldn't you think of anything better than coming home drunk like this?Husband: Yes, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
191 |
0 |
22 |
New Insurance Policy - After their house burned down, Mary Ann, his wife, called the insurance company.Mary Ann tells the i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |
23 |
Husband\'s Average Income? - Income tax examiner: What's your husband's average income?Wife: Oh, about midnight....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
231 |
0 |
24 |
Who Needs A Husband? - Who needs a man!...My dog growls at me every morning, my parrot swears all afternoon, my fireplace s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
25 |
Leaving - After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He returned a few hours later to fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
170 |
0 |