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Telegram received from ex-employee - Telegram received from ex-employee:"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow."...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
320 |
0 |
2 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard I - George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. P...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
346 |
0 |
3 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard II - Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like "work" to the casual observer....Read the whole joke |
At Work |
328 |
0 |
4 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard III - Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you're n...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
286 |
0 |
5 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IV - Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don't call you just because they w...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
324 |
0 |
6 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard V - Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impat...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
381 |
0 |
7 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VI - Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You coul...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
310 |
0 |
8 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VII - Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression tha...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
372 |
0 |
9 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard VIII - Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
298 |
0 |
10 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard IX - Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Us...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
305 |
0 |
11 |
George Costanza's Tips for Working Hard X - MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
255 |
0 |
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A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing... - A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee's application and notices that...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2625 |
0 |
13 |
The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina... - The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months we...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
299 |
0 |
14 |
Mrs. Jones is having her house painted... - Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the fr...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
633 |
0 |
15 |
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring... - The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- o...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
282 |
0 |
16 |
Tough sell - Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a p...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
286 |
0 |
17 |
A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has... - A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, "I s...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
2618 |
0 |
18 |
The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day... - The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his offic...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
248 |
0 |
19 |
Corporate Christmas - ***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY***************...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
329 |
0 |
20 |
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together... - Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
237 |
0 |
21 |
What marketing is - Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach h...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
336 |
0 |
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Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went... - Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits,...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
286 |
0 |
23 |
The Perfect Worker - The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cub...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
279 |
0 |
24 |
New Lumberjack - A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still h...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
301 |
0 |
25 |
Welfare office - A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, "Hi, ...Read the whole joke |
At Work |
673 |
0 |