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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Girlfriend 1.0 software - |Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriendPlus1.0 (marketing name: Fiancee1.0)....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
286 |
0 |
2 |
Hacker syndrome - |There is some compelling force in all Hackers that seems to draw them to their computers every day....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
309 |
0 |
3 |
How to shoot yourself in the foot - |Assembler: You shoot yourself in the foot.Ada: The Department of Defense shoots you in the foot aft...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
702 |
0 |
4 |
Twas the night before crisis - |Twas the night before crisis,And all through the house,Not a program was working,Not even a browse....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
265 |
0 |
5 |
Emacs acronyms - |EMACS: Escape-Meta-Alt-Control-ShiftEMACS: Eight Megabytes And Constantly SwappingEMACS: Even a Mas...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
304 |
0 |
6 |
Possible IBM acronyms - |IBM: It's Being MendedIBM: Inmense Ball of MuckIBM: I Believe in MemorexIBM: It's Better than Macin...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
302 |
0 |
7 |
Computer help stories - |AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn't get her new Dell computer to tur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
373 |
0 |
8 |
Architect programmer - |If architects had to work like programmers . . .Dear Mr. Architect,Please design and build me a hou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
2856 |
0 |
9 |
New Microsoft Windows advertising slogans - |At the time of writing, Microsoft's slogan for Windows 95 was "Where do you want to go today?" Thes...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
676 |
0 |
10 |
The Ten Commandments for C Programmers - |1. Thou shalt run lint frequently and study its pronouncements with care, for verily its perception...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
301 |
0 |
11 |
Programming language acronyms - |ADA: A Dumb ArrangementADA: A Dumb AcronymADA: A Dumb AnnoyanceBASIC: Boring And Shamelessly Idioti...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
305 |
0 |
12 |
If IBM ran Christmas... - |They would want one big Santa, dressed in blue, where kids queue up for their present-processing. R...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
290 |
0 |
13 |
If Microsoft ran Christmas... - |Each time you bought an ornament, you would have to buy a tree as well. You wouldn't have to take t...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
274 |
0 |
14 |
If Apple ran Christmas... - |It would do everything the Microsoft ornaments do, but years earlier, and with a smaller mouse (not...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
280 |
0 |
15 |
If Silicon Graphics ran Christmas... - |Ornaments would be priced slightly higher, but would hang on the tree remarkably quickly. Also the ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
256 |
0 |
16 |
If Dell ran Christmas... - |Wait a minute? Isn't IBM running this Christmas..?...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
342 |
0 |
17 |
If Fisher Price ran Christmas... - |"Baby's First Ornament" would have a hand-crank that you turn to hang the thing on the tree....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
314 |
0 |
18 |
If The Rand Corporation ran Christmas... - |The ornaments would be large perfectly smooth and seamless black cubes. Christmas morning there wou...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
259 |
0 |
19 |
If the NSA ran Christmas... - |Your ornaments would have a secret trap door that only the NSA could access in case they needed to ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
299 |
0 |
20 |
If Hewlett-Packard ran Christmas... - |They would market the Reverse Polish Ornament, which is put in your attic on the weekend after Than...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
313 |
0 |
21 |
If Sony ran Christmas... - |Their Personal Xmas-ing Device, which would be barely larger than an ornament and flat, would allow...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
639 |
0 |
22 |
If the Franklin Mint ran Christmas... - |Every month, you would receive another lovely hand-crafted item from an authentic Civil War pewter ...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
269 |
0 |
23 |
If Cray ran Christmas... - |The holiday season would cost $16 million but would be celebrated faster than any other holiday dur...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
296 |
0 |
24 |
If Thinking Machines ran Christmas... - |You would be able to hang over 64,000 ornaments on your tree (all identical) at the same time....Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
289 |
0 |
25 |
If Timex ran Christmas... - |The holiday would be cheap, small, quartz-crystal driven, and would let you take a licking and keep...Read the whole joke |
Computing Jokes |
622 |
0 |