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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Relativity - Don't try to understand the theory of relativity.Relativity is like an erection - the more you think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
2 |
The Arab and the Jew - Two Arabs boarded a shuttle out of Washington for New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
3 |
Adam was lonely. - Adam was wandering around the Garden of Eden feeling very lonely, when he heard a loud voice ask him...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
716 |
0 |
4 |
Deaf Genie - A man walks into a bar and sees a guy with a really big lighter.He asks the man,"Where did you get s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
145 |
0 |
5 |
Domination - Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven.God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. On...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1007 |
0 |
6 |
Grasshopper - A grasshopper walks into a bar and says, "Bartender, give me a drink."The bartender can't believe hi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
7 |
True announcements during Sunday service - And once again the low self-esteem therapy group meets here at theSalvation Army Hall next Tuesday a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
8 |
Where does Bill Clinton have sex? - Where does Bill Clinton have sex?- In the oral office....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
177 |
0 |
9 |
The nsync joke - God made oceans, God made lakes, God made NSYNC but hey, we all makemistakes!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
184 |
0 |
10 |
Blonde House Fire - A blonde's house is on fire. She calls 911 and says, "My house is onfire." The dispatcher says, "Wel...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
11 |
A Fairy Tale - Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princesshappened upon a frog in a pond. The...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
313 |
0 |
12 |
Why do Lawyers smell? - Q: Why do Lawyers smell?A: So the blind can hate them, too!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
678 |
0 |
13 |
How to drown a blonde. - How do you drown a blonde? Put a scratch and sniff sticker at thebottom of the pool!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
528 |
0 |
14 |
Mice in a lightbulb? - Q: How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: Two...but I don't know how they'd get in th...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
15 |
Behind the Hedge - This man had been having a few beers down at the neighbourhood bar. It was dark out and he was walki...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1106 |
0 |
16 |
The Kid Who Knew too much . - One day a boy approached his mother with a question. "Mom, how come every night I hear you and daddy...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
17 |
Count Down - What goes up when you count down?A Rocket Ship!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
243 |
0 |
18 |
Heavenly Help - A terrible flood hit a small town, sending the rescue units out. It just so happened that a devoutle...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
389 |
0 |
19 |
Blondes r thick?! - Santa, a dumb blonde and a smart blonde ran a race. Who won?Santa flys, not runs, there aren't any s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
20 |
Some Warning Signs of Insanity - Some Warning Signs of Insanity- You write to your mother in Germany every week, even though she send...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
158 |
0 |
21 |
Dwayne - Knock Knock! Who's There? Dwayne. Dwayne Who? Dwayne The Bathtub and I'm Dwowning!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
22 |
Paranoid Idiot - Q: What happens when a paranoid has low self-esteem?A: He thinks that nobody important is out to get...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
976 |
0 |
23 |
Holy water - How do you get holy water? Boil the hell out of it!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
0 |
24 |
14 Lawyer Quickies. - Why does the Law society prohibit sex between lawyers and their clients? To prevent clients from bei...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
435 |
0 |
25 |
Panda Bear - What is black and white and red all over? A panda bear with diaper rash!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
278 |
0 |