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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Beauty jokes
- I don't think these photographs
you've
taken do me justice.
You don't want justice - you want m...Read the whole joke |
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264 |
0 |
| 2 |
0
- Your ugly.
And you're drunk.
Yes, but in
the morning I'll be sober !...Read the whole joke |
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555 |
0 |
| 3 |
0
- My boyfriend thinks I'm
beautiful
Well
they do say that love is blind !...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
0 |
| 4 |
0
- Last night I dreamt I was
dancing with the
most beautiful girl in the world
What was I wearing ...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
0 |
| 5 |
0
- Monster: I'm so ugly.
Ghost: It's not
that bad!
Monster: It is! When my grandfather was born t...Read the whole joke |
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576 |
0 |
| 6 |
Bed jokes
- Doctor, doctor, I'm having difficulty sleeping.
Doctor: Well maybe it's your bed.
Oh, I'm all ...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
0 |
| 7 |
0
- Doctor, doctor, I keep dreaming there are great,
gooey, bug-eyed monsters
playing tiddley winks ...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 8 |
0
- Witch: Doctor, doctor, I don't feel well.
Doctor: Don't worry, you'll just have to go to bed for...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
0 |
| 9 |
0
- The
hotel we stayed in for our holiday offered
bed and board, but it was
impossible to say whi...Read the whole joke |
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215 |
0 |
| 10 |
0
- A little
boy came downstairs crying late one
night.
"What's wrong?" asked his mother.
"Do pe...Read the whole joke |
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219 |
0 |
| 11 |
0
- Two friends who lived in the town were chatting.
"I've just bought a pig," said the first.
"Bu...Read the whole joke |
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531 |
0 |
| 12 |
0
- When Mr Maxwell's wife left him,
he couldn't
sleep.
Why was that?
She had taken the bed....Read the whole joke |
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242 |
0 |
| 13 |
0
- Why did the composer spend all his time in
bed?
He wrote sheet music....Read the whole joke |
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225 |
0 |
| 14 |
0
- I don't think my Mom knows much about
children.
Why do you say that? Because she always puts m...Read the whole joke |
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198 |
0 |
| 15 |
0
- I was once in a play called
Breakfast In Bed.
Did you have a big role?
No, just toast and mar...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
0 |
| 16 |
0
- Did you hear about the granny who plugged her
electric blanket into the toaster by mistake?
Sh...Read the whole joke |
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533 |
0 |
| 17 |
0
- What is the softest bed for a
baby to sleep
on?
Cot-on-wool....Read the whole joke |
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224 |
0 |
| 18 |
0
- You can't have any more chocolates tonight. It's
not
good for you to go to bed on a full stomach...Read the whole joke |
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223 |
0 |
| 19 |
0
- I'd like to buy a bed,
please.
Certainly,
madam. Spring mattress?
Oh, no! I want to be able t...Read the whole joke |
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203 |
0 |
| 20 |
0
- Three boys were sharing
the same bed on
holiday, but it was so crowded that one of them decided ...Read the whole joke |
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251 |
0 |
| 21 |
0
- How can you shorten a bed?
Don't sleep long
in it....Read the whole joke |
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286 |
0 |
| 22 |
0
- I'd love you to stay the night, but I'm
afraid you'll have to make your own bed.
Oh, that's ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
| 23 |
0
- A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
house after
dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the nei...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |
| 24 |
0
- Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Because she wanted to sleep like a log....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
0 |
| 25 |
0
- Why do people go to bed?
Because the bed
won't come to them....Read the whole joke |
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239 |
0 |
