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Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun! - McPherson walked
into a
bar and ordered martini after martini, each time removing the
olives...Read the whole joke |
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426 |
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2 |
0 - A group of loud and rowdy
drunks were making a racket in the
street. It was the wee small hours ...Read the whole joke |
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410 |
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3 |
0 - A man walks into a bar with
a piece of
asphalt under his arm and asks the barman "Can I have a
...Read the whole joke |
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745 |
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4 |
0 - Two ladies are in a bar and
the first lady says, "Why are men the same as parking lots".
S...Read the whole joke |
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444 |
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5 |
0 - Remember, an alcoholic & a
drunk are not
the same thing at all.
The alcoholic has to attend
m...Read the whole joke |
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429 |
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6 |
0 - Contrary to what people say,
you can indeed drink to relax.
Of course sometimes, you get so
c...Read the whole joke |
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400 |
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7 |
0 - Ever hear the
expression
"hard drinker" ? Never made much sense
to me, drinking's one of the
...Read the whole joke |
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297 |
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8 |
0 - A
Skeleton walks into a
bar, asks for a beer... and a mop....Read the whole joke |
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323 |
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9 |
0 - A snail goes into a bar and
orders a beer.
The barman says 'Sorry we don't serve
snails' a...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
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10 |
0 - A guy walks into a bar with
a dog under
his arm, puts the dog on the bar and announces that the ...Read the whole joke |
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317 |
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11 |
0 - At the end of the night a
man leaves the bar.
Outside he sees a nun. He walks over to her and
...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
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12 |
0 - An Indian,
a Rabbi, the
Pope, an Italian, and an Irishman all walk into a bar
together and
s...Read the whole joke |
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650 |
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13 |
0 - "Shhaaayyy, buddy, what's a
'Breathalyzer'?" asked one drunk to his friend at the next
barstoo...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
14 |
0 - A pirate was talking to a
"land-lubber" in a bar. The land-lubber noticed that, like any
sel...Read the whole joke |
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357 |
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15 |
0 - Last New
Year's Eve,
one woman stood up at the local tavern and said that it
was time to
get...Read the whole joke |
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294 |
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16 |
0 - Two
men who are out
walking their dogs meet on a street corner. One says to
the other, "Boy
...Read the whole joke |
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242 |
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17 |
0 - A guy walks into a bar
carrying a pair of jumper
cables. He sets 'em down on the bar. And then
...Read the whole joke |
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233 |
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18 |
0 - A man stumbles up to the
only other patron in
a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink.
...Read the whole joke |
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575 |
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19 |
0 - A number twelve walks into a
bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer.
"Sorry I can't
ser...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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20 |
0 - The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a
Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having adrink when a
great-look...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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21 |
0 - A
serious drunk walked
into a bar and, after staring for some time at the
only woman seated
...Read the whole joke |
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305 |
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22 |
0 - Two guys
were in a bar,
and they were both watching the television when the news
came on.
It...Read the whole joke |
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560 |
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23 |
0 - John was sitting outside his
local pub one day, enjoying a quiet pint and generally feeling good...Read the whole joke |
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218 |
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24 |
0 - A neutron walks into a bar.
"I'd like a beer" he says.
The bartender promptly serves up a
bee...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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25 |
0 - A circus owner
walked
into a bar to see everyone crowded about a table watching a little
sho...Read the whole joke |
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214 |
0 |