| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
What's in the bag?
- |A redhead, a brunette, and a blonde robbed a supermarket. As they were stealing, a police officer w...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
449 |
0 |
| 2 |
Three blonds on death row
- |Three women are about to be executed for crimes. One's a brunette, one's a redhead, and one's a blo...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
410 |
0 |
| 3 |
How do I get across that river?
- |A dumb blonde is walking along, lost, and encounters a deep and wide river. She looks up and down t...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
381 |
0 |
| 4 |
Blond medical terminology
- |Artery -- Study of paintingsBacteria -- Back door of cafeteriaBarium -- What doctors do when treatm...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
374 |
0 |
| 5 |
Question and answer blond jokes
- |Q: Why do Blondes wear earmuffs?A: To avoid the draft.Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of fro...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 6 |
I Want Some Milk
- |Gloria the blonde once heard that milk baths would make you beautiful. She left a note for her milk...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
377 |
0 |
| 7 |
Buying a New Farm
- |A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a tota...Read the whole joke |
Blonde Jokes |
376 |
0 |
| 8 |
I have good news and bad news
- |Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I in here?Doctor: You've had an accident involving a bus.Patient...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
369 |
0 |
| 9 |
Is she feeling any better?
- |Doctor: Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?Nurse: No change...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
270 |
0 |
| 10 |
What should I do then?
- |Patient: Doctor, what should I do if my temperature goes up five more points?Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
367 |
0 |
| 11 |
Benefits of having Alzheimer's disease
- |5. You never have to watch reruns on television.4. You are always meeting new people.3. You don't h...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
397 |
0 |
| 12 |
The prison hospital
- |Prisoner: Look here, doctor! You've already removed my spleen, tonsils, adenoids, and one of my kid...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
323 |
0 |
| 13 |
How much will this cost me?
- |Patient: How much to have this tooth pulled?Dentist: $100.00.Patient: $100.00 for just a few minute...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
220 |
0 |
| 14 |
Doctor! I swallowed a pillow!
- |Patient: Doctor, I think I swallowed a pillow.Doctor: How do you feel?Patient: A little down in the...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
225 |
0 |
| 15 |
Letters from charities
- |I am always getting those return address labels from charities wanting money.The other day, I got o...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
573 |
0 |
| 16 |
Would you please do me a favor?
- |A dentist, after completing work on a patient, came to him begging.Dentist: Could you help me? Coul...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
393 |
0 |
| 17 |
I can't find the cause of your pain
- |As the doctor completed an examination of the patient, he said, "I can't find a cause for your comp...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 18 |
An invisible man is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is an invisible man in your waiting room.Doctor: Tell him I can't see him now....Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2609 |
0 |
| 19 |
Bad temper problem
- |Patient: Doctor, you must help me. I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with peo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
563 |
0 |
| 20 |
Will I live any longer?
- |Patient: Doctor, if I give up wine, women, and song, will I live longer?Doctor: Not really. It will...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
267 |
0 |
| 21 |
People are ignoring me
- |A patient walks into a doctor's office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
245 |
0 |
| 22 |
I want to lose some weight
- |A man, seeking to lose some of his excess weight, visited the local doctor.John: How can I lose twe...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
580 |
0 |
| 23 |
A doctor is complaining to a mechanic
- |A doctor is talking to a car mechanic, "Your fee is several times more per hour then we get paid fo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2542 |
1.5 |
| 24 |
Can I play the piano once these are off?
- |A doctor has come to see one of his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to bo...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
208 |
0 |
| 25 |
A man with a glass eye is here to see you
- |Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown.Doctor: What does he...Read the whole joke |
Doctor Jokes |
2425 |
2.5 |
