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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A man stops by a diner at noon... - A man stops by a diner at noon, the busiest time of day, sits down at the counter and asks for a cup...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
326 |
0 |
2 |
A bad day - There's this little guy sitting inside a bar, just looking at his drink.He stays like that for half-...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
3192 |
3.25 |
3 |
A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge... - A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collarand is met by a bouncer who te...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
546 |
0 |
4 |
A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar... - A man with a wooden eye was sitting at a bar one night.He glanced across the room and noticed a very...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
315 |
0 |
5 |
Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk... - Two men are approaching each other on a sidewalk. Both are draggingtheir right foot as the walk. As ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
162 |
0 |
6 |
Ouch - "What happened?" asked the hospital visitor of the heavily bandaged man sitting up in bed."Well, I w...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
346 |
0 |
7 |
A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium... - A famous hypnotist was performing in a large auditorium full of students onenight. He began to speak...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
1940 |
0 |
8 |
Santas Diversion - Santas DiversionSanta was delivering gifts as usual, when at one house a beautiful young woman wasaw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
271 |
0 |
9 |
Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show... - Jane was a first time contestant on the $65,000 quiz show. Lady luck had smiled inher favor, as Jane...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
238 |
0 |
10 |
The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was... - The new metro cop pulled a speeder who was zipping down Maple Avenue."Can I see your license and reg...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
261 |
0 |
11 |
Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911... - Emily Sue passed away and Bubba called 911. The 911operator told Bubba that she would send someone o...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
292 |
0 |
12 |
Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up... - Man in a pub, "If you went camping and woke up in the morning with abloody condom hanging out of you...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
578 |
0 |
13 |
The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down... - The Lone Ranger and Tonto had been riding down the trailall day. When they had stopped to take a res...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
207 |
0 |
14 |
Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he has to... - Jones is checking out of a hotel when suddenly he hasto take a shit real bad.The toilet in his room ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
283 |
0 |
15 |
I was walking down an alley last night... - I was walking down an alley last night, when I heard,"Help! Help!" coming from behind a dumpster. Tw...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
283 |
0 |
16 |
Put it to a good use - The doctor comes out of the delivery room and says to the father, "I'm sorry to have to tell you thi...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
262 |
0 |
17 |
This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls... - This elderly woman passed a police van loading up the girls from a local brothel, and as she passed ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
223 |
0 |
18 |
A city boy was visiting the country and... - A city boy was visiting the country and wanted to go hunting. The farmer lent the boy his gun, telli...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
2066 |
0 |
19 |
A guy's on the electric chair... - A guy's on the electric chair. The warden's just about to pull the switchwhen the guy gets the hiccu...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
323 |
0 |
20 |
A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant... - A stuffy matron is with a new man in a top restaurant. The onion soup getsto her, and as the waiter ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
214 |
0 |
21 |
Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon... - Two blokes were out walking home from work one afternoon."Shit," said the first bloke, "as soon as I...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
184 |
0 |
22 |
Everybody's doing it - This bloke was ordered from the pool for pissing in the water."That's ridiculous!" he shouted at the...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
285 |
0 |
23 |
Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's... - Hoffman and Puscas are bombed, watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops his lit...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
306 |
0 |
24 |
A guy says to a salesgirl... - A guy says to a salesgirl, "I want to buy some toilet paper."She says, "What color?"He says, "Just g...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
240 |
0 |
25 |
The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage... - The world's greatest hypnotist is on stage in front of hundredsof people swinging a long chain with ...Read the whole joke |
Situations |
274 |
0 |