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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
You will forget it - |An 80 year old couple were having problems remembering things, so they decided to go to their docto...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
301 |
0 |
2 |
Sharing everything - |A young man saw an elderly couple sitting down to lunch at McDonald's. He noticed that they had ord...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
267 |
0 |
3 |
Uncovering a scam - |The Senate is investigating deceptive sweepstakes practices. These companies target the elderly and...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
303 |
0 |
4 |
Old maid's burglar - |A story I'll tell of a burglar boldWho started to rob a house;He opened the window, and then crept ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
677 |
0 |
5 |
Pondering old age - |How do I know that my youth is all spent?Well, my get up and go has got up and went.But in spite of...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
606 |
0 |
6 |
An ode to old age - |There's quite an art to falling apart as the years go by,And life doesn't begin at 40. That's a big...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
2781 |
0 |
7 |
A final diagnosis - |Thought I'd let my doctor check me,'Cause I didn't feel quite right. . .All those aches and pains a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
3079 |
0 |
8 |
A Senior Citizen - |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
3115 |
1 |
9 |
Problems driving - |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
10 |
She is angry at you - |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
274 |
0 |
11 |
Grandma changed - |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
252 |
0 |
12 |
How you earned it - |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
297 |
0 |
13 |
When I become old - |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
250 |
0 |
14 |
No Peer Pressure - |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
277 |
0 |
15 |
Florida driver's license! - |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
271 |
0 |
16 |
When you are young - |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
17 |
I'm over the hill - |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
323 |
0 |
18 |
Bathroom troubles - |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
19 |
Eating some peanuts - |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
238 |
0 |
20 |
Wedding Anniversary - |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
257 |
0 |
21 |
How old are you? - |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
199 |
0 |
22 |
Horse or chicken? - |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
221 |
0 |
23 |
Will you marry me? - |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
233 |
0 |
24 |
What was its name? - |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
210 |
0 |
25 |
Do you know me? - |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
217 |
0 |