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Elephant jokes - What does a bald elephant
wear for a
toupee?
A sheep....Read the whole joke |
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209 |
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2 |
0 - Why do elephants prefer peanuts to
caviar?
Because they're easier to get at the ballpark....Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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3 |
0 - Why are elephants large, grey and
wrinkly?
Because if they were small round and white, they would...Read the whole joke |
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211 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Why don't elephants like martinis?
Have
you ever tried to get an olive out of your nose?...Read the whole joke |
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558 |
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5 |
0 - Why do
elephants live in the
jungle?
Because it's out of the high rent district....Read the whole joke |
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240 |
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6 |
0 - Why do elephants squirt
water through
their noses?
If they squirted it through their tails, it'...Read the whole joke |
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549 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Why do elephants jump across rivers?
So
they won't step on the fish....Read the whole joke |
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232 |
0 |
8 |
Face jokes - Two boys were watching TV when the fabulous face
and figure of Pamela Anderson appeared on the s...Read the whole joke |
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1131 |
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9 |
0 - I never forget a face, but in your case I'll
make an
exception....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Did you hear about the witch who was so ugly that
when a tear
rolls down her cheek it takes one ...Read the whole joke |
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1163 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Fred: Your sister uses too much make-up.
Harry: Do you think so?
Fred: Yes. It's so thick that...Read the whole joke |
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1163 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Wife to
Husband: I'll have you know I've
got the face of a teenager!
Husband to Wife: Then you...Read the whole joke |
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1084 |
0 |
13 |
0 - Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
ugly faces.
Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expec...Read the whole joke |
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1139 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Fred: Do
you like my new hairstyle?
Harry:
In as much as it covers most of your face, yes....Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |
15 |
0 - You can read
his mind in his face.
Yes,
it's usually a complete blank....Read the whole joke |
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1102 |
0 |
16 |
0 - First Witch: I like your toad.
He always has
such a nice expression on his face.
Second Witch:...Read the whole joke |
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0 |
17 |
0 - How did your mom know
you hadn't washed your
face?
I forgot to wet the soap....Read the whole joke |
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1238 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Boy monster: You've got a face like a million
dollars !
Girl monster: Have I really ?
Boy mons...Read the whole joke |
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19 |
0 - My teacher's got a
pretty face if you can
read between the lines....Read the whole joke |
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1078 |
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20 |
0 - Counselor: Wash your face.
I can see what you
had for breakfast.
Henry: If you're so smart, wha...Read the whole joke |
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1141 |
0 |
21 |
0 - What is the hottest part of a
man's
face?
His sideburns....Read the whole joke |
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1120 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Why is your nose in the middle of your
face?
Because it is the scenter (centre)....Read the whole joke |
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0 |
23 |
0 - Why is your face all scratched ?
My girlfriend
said it with flowers.
How romantic.
Not really, ...Read the whole joke |
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793 |
0 |
24 |
0 - Why did the pig have ink all over his face?
Because it came out of the pen....Read the whole joke |
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749 |
0 |
25 |
0 - I don't know where you got your face
from,
but i hope you have the receipt....Read the whole joke |
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1146 |
0 |