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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor: Have you ever had this
before?
Patient: Yes.
Doctor: Well, you've got it again!...Read the whole joke |
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265 |
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2 |
0 - Mrs. Smith: Help me, doctor! My
son, John, swallowed the can opener!
Doctor: Don't panic. He'...Read the whole joke |
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308 |
0 |
3 |
0 - Doctor: Nurse, how is that little
girl
doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?
Nurse: No...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
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4 |
0 - Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
waiting
room with a glass eye named Brown.
Doctor: What ...Read the whole joke |
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574 |
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5 |
0 - A doctor and a nurse were
called
to the scene of an accident.
Doctor: We need to get these pe...Read the whole joke |
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643 |
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6 |
0 - Doctor: Did you take the patient's
temperature?
Nurse: No. Is it missing?...Read the whole joke |
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7 |
0 - Three nurses went to heaven, and were
awaiting their turn with St. Peter to plead their case to ...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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8 |
0 - Interns think of God, residents pray
to God, doctors talk to God, nurses ARE God....Read the whole joke |
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647 |
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9 |
0 - What's the difference
between a
nurse and a nun? A nun only serves one God....Read the whole joke |
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648 |
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10 |
0 - A nurse was
showing some student
nurses through the hospital. "This will be the most
hazardous...Read the whole joke |
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635 |
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11 |
0 - A doctor is going round the ward with
a nurse and they
come to the first bed where the chap is l...Read the whole joke |
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12 |
0 - The nurse who can smile when
things go wrong is probably going off duty....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Why did the nurse always insist on
using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?
Because...Read the whole joke |
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607 |
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14 |
0 - Did you hear about the nurse who died
and went
straight to hell?
It took her two weeks to reali...Read the whole joke |
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301 |
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15 |
0 - How many nurses does it take to
change a light bulb?
None, they just have a nursing assistant do ...Read the whole joke |
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239 |
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16 |
0 - How many triage nurses does it take
to
change a light bulb?
One, but the bulb will have to spen...Read the whole joke |
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759 |
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17 |
0 - How many doctors does it take to
change a light bulb?
Only one, but he has to have a nurse to tel...Read the whole joke |
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236 |
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18 |
0 - "The doctor said he would have me on
my feet in two weeks."
"And did he?"
"Yes, I had to sell ...Read the whole joke |
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19 |
0 - An old fellow came
into the
hospital truly on death's door due to an infected gallbladder.
The...Read the whole joke |
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20 |
0 - A man goes to the eye doctor. The
receptionist asks him why he is there. The man complains, "I k...Read the whole joke |
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335 |
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21 |
0 - Patient: I always see spots before my
eyes.
Doctor: Didn't the new glasses help?
Patient: Sure, ...Read the whole joke |
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368 |
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22 |
0 - A man needing a
heart transplant
is told by his doctor that the only heart available is
that o...Read the whole joke |
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343 |
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23 |
0 - What's the difference between a
general practitioner and a specialist?
One treats what you have...Read the whole joke |
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314 |
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24 |
0 - What is a double-blind study?
Two
orthopaedists reading an electrocardiogram....Read the whole joke |
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341 |
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25 |
0 - At a medical
convention, a male
doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male
d...Read the whole joke |
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327 |
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