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Computer jokes - Mum, Mum,
Dad's broken my
computer!
How did he do that?
I dropped it on his head....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Pupil: In other schools, pupils get a
choice of computers to use.
Teacher: You get a choice her...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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3 |
0 - Teacher: Look at the state of the school
computer. I want that screen cleaned so I can see my fa...Read the whole joke |
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230 |
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0 - Teacher: Shall I put the school computer
on?
Pupil: No, Miss, the dress you're wearing looks fine...Read the whole joke |
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0 - This computer
you charged me L950 for
doesn't work....and you said it would be
trouble free.
...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Want to buy a pocket computer?
No, thanks,
I already know how many pockets I've got....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
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0 - What did one
keyboard say to the other
keyboard?
Sorry, you're not my type....Read the whole joke |
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261 |
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8 |
0 - What did one mouse say to the other
mouse?
I get a click out of you....Read the whole joke |
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228 |
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0 - What did the mouse say to the
webcam?
Cheese....Read the whole joke |
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234 |
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0 - What do computer experts do at weekends?
Go
for a disk drive....Read the whole joke |
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260 |
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11 |
0 - What do you do if your computer hums?
Tell
it to change its socsks!...Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a computer
with a ballet dancer?
The Netcracker suite....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you cross a computer with a
hamburger?
A big mac....Read the whole joke |
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0 - What do you get if you stuff your computer's
disk drive
with herbs?
A thyme machine....Read the whole joke |
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247 |
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0 - What do you get if you take your computer to
an ice
rink?
A slipped disk....Read the whole joke |
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16 |
0 - What's the difference between your finger and
a
hammer?
I don't know!
Well, you're not using m...Read the whole joke |
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0 - When do computers
go to sleep?
When
it's internight....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Where does an elephant carry its laptop?
In
its trunk....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Where is the best place to buy computer
software?
Washington C.D...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which football team to you need to connect up
your
computer?
Leeds....Read the whole joke |
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0 - Which kind of ink do you put in your
computer's printer?
Black, Red or Iced?
Iced Ink?
Well, y...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who holds up
stagecoaches and steals
laptop computers?
Click Turpin...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
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0 - You're spending a lot of time at that
computer screen. Have you had your eyes checked?
No, they...Read the whole joke |
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0 - Who sits on Cinderella's
keyboard?
Buttons....Read the whole joke |
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25 |
0 - Would you like to buy a second-hand
computer?
I'm afraid not. I'm only able to type with one hand...Read the whole joke |
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241 |
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