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Category |
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Doctor and nurse jokes - Doctor, Doctor I
think I'm a
moth
Get out of the way, your in my light!...Read the whole joke |
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302 |
0 |
2 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
dog!
Sit!...Read the whole joke |
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306 |
0.5 |
3 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I feel like a
needle.
I see your point!
Tell me straight Doc, Is it bad?
Well, ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
4 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor
I'm having
trouble with my breathing.
I'll give you something that will soon put...Read the whole joke |
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310 |
0 |
5 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor what did the x-ray of
my head show?
Absolutely nothing!...Read the whole joke |
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254 |
0 |
6 |
0 - Doctor Doctor I'm so ugly what can I
do about
it?
Hire yourself out for Halloween parties!...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
0 |
7 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor, I can't get
to
sleep.
Sit on the edge of the bed and you'll soon drop off....Read the whole joke |
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287 |
0 |
8 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor
You've got to
help me - I just can't stop my hands shaking
Do you drink a
lot?...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
0 |
9 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm
a woodworm
How boring for you!...Read the whole joke |
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290 |
0 |
10 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a
bridge
What's come over you?
Oh, two cars, a large truck and a
co...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
11 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm
an
electric eel
That's shocking!...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
12 |
0 - Doctor, Doctor I think I'm a python
You can't get round me just like that you know!...Read the whole joke |
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244 |
0 |
13 |
0 - The Doctor was
puzzled "I'm very
sorry but I can't diagnose your trouble, Mahoney. I
think it ...Read the whole joke |
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278 |
0 |
14 |
0 - Patient: I'm in a hospital! Why am I
in here?
Doctor: You've had an accident involving a
bus....Read the whole joke |
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263 |
0.5 |
15 |
0 - A man walks into a doctor's office.
He has a cucumber up his nose, a carrot in his left ear and ...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
0 |
16 |
0 - Patient: Doctor,
what should I do
if my temperature goes up five more points?
Doctor: Sell!...Read the whole joke |
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295 |
0 |
17 |
0 - A young woman went to her doctor
complaining of pain.
"Where are you hurting?" asked the doctor.
...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
0 |
18 |
0 - Patient:
Doctor, I think I
swallowed a pillow.
Doctor: How do you feel?
Patient: A little ...Read the whole joke |
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282 |
0 |
19 |
0 - A baseball manager who had an
ulcer was in his physician office for a checkup. "Remember," the d...Read the whole joke |
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262 |
0 |
20 |
0 - "Doctor, are you sure I'm suffering
from pneumonia? I've heared once about a doctor treating som...Read the whole joke |
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260 |
0 |
21 |
0 - Patient: Doctor, you must help me.
I'm under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with ...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
0 |
22 |
0 - Patient: Doctor, if
I give up
wine, women, and song, will I live longer?
Doctor: Not really. ...Read the whole joke |
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279 |
0 |
23 |
0 - A man, seeking to lose
some of
his excess weight, visited the local doctor.
John: How can I l...Read the whole joke |
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269 |
0 |
24 |
0 - A doctor has come to see one of
his patients in a hospital. The patient has had major surgery to...Read the whole joke |
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267 |
0 |
25 |
0 - A man went to see his doctor because
he was suffering from a miserable cold. His doctor prescrib...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
0 |