| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
The Splatted Toad
- Why did the toad cross the road?TO Show his girlfriend he has GUTS!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
215 |
0 |
| 2 |
Lonely Cow in Field
- Q: What do you call a bull in the middle of a field spanking his monkey?A: Beef Stroganoff...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
221 |
0 |
| 3 |
Virgina Girl
- A young West Virginian girl wanted to go to college at UVA. But her father said 'No Way! You're goin...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
355 |
0 |
| 4 |
Your momma is...
- Your momma is like a doorknob - everyone gets a turn!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
| 5 |
Smitty the Parrot\'s Birthday
- Harry says to his pet parrot Smitty, "What do you want for your birthday?" Smitty says, "I want to g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
398 |
0 |
| 6 |
Banana
- What do you get when you cut a banana in two?A BANANA SPLIT!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 7 |
No Brakes
- Did you ever hear about Blitzen the Brown nosed reindeer?He is twice as fast as Rudolf but doesn't s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
137 |
0 |
| 8 |
Another chicken crosses the road.
- Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?A: To show the squirrel it CAN be done!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
591 |
0 |
| 9 |
Unfaithful Mates
- Otis, Henry, and Tom were sitting in a bar discussing their wives. Henry started by saying, "I think...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
321 |
0 |
| 10 |
Are there Jews in China?
- Sid and Al were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "are there any Jews in China?""I d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
| 11 |
Nurse converse.
- Several nurses on break in the Boston General cafeteria werediscussing boyfriends, past and present....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
| 12 |
Chinese dog treat
- There were three men: an Englishman, a Scotsman, and a Chinese guy. They were having a competition t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
| 13 |
Not so wise
- In a small southern town I saw a wonderful nativity scene, but one feature bothered me. The three wi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
| 14 |
What a way to go!
- Brenda O'Malley is home making dinner as usual, when Tim Finnegan arrives at her door. "Brenda, may ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
135 |
0 |
| 15 |
Itch - ouch -itch - ouch.
- What is total agony? A one-armed man hanging from a twenty storybuilding, with a serious case of joc...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
156 |
0 |
| 16 |
No Irish Lawyers?
- Q: Why are there so few Irish lawyers?A: The majority of them can't pass the bar!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
107 |
0 |
| 17 |
Choo-Choo!
- Why are Blondes like railroad tracks?Because they are famous for getting laid all over the world!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
154 |
0 |
| 18 |
Sheep Shagging
- A researcher is conducting a survey into sheep shagging. First of all he visits a Cornish farmer."So...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
| 19 |
Medium Smeduim!
- For months, Mrs. Pitzel had been nagging her husband to go with her to the seance parlor of Madame F...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
131 |
0.5 |
| 20 |
YMCA
- What did the blonde say when she saw the YMCA sign??LOOK!!! They spelled MACY's wrong!!!!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0.5 |
| 21 |
Liver and Cheese.
- A Border Patrol agent is on duty. He spots two Mexicans and stopsthem. They show him their papers, b...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
186 |
0 |
| 22 |
Heaven or Hell?
- There are three guys who are good friends. One is an American, oneis Polish, and one is Italian.They...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
112 |
0 |
| 23 |
No more Jewish jokes!
- One guy says to another guy, "Mandelbaum and Rosenstern were talking one day..."Right away, his frie...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
157 |
2.5 |
| 24 |
Earn cash in your spare time...
- Earn cash in your spare time.. blackmail your friends!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
320 |
0 |
| 25 |
The morning after...
- Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
