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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Rush Limbaugh - Rush Limbaugh and his chauffeur were out driving in the country and accidentally hit and killed a pi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
203 |
0 |
2 |
Men And Lino - Here's one for you...what do men and linoleum have in common?If you lay them right the first time, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
3 |
Judges Award - "Mr. Smith, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the divorce court judge said, "and I've decid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
176 |
0 |
4 |
Wrong Method - Two girls were roommates.One evening, Millie came running in, shedding clothes on the way to the bat...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
5 |
Mark Your Calendar - A very important event is going to happen on May the 4th. I'm telling you so early because it's so i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
159 |
0 |
6 |
Want Ads- Illiterate? - 1. Illiterate? Write today for free help.2. Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
359 |
0 |
7 |
Most Religious - A Jew, a Christian and a Muslim were having a discussion about who was the most religious."I was rid...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
238 |
0 |
8 |
Cannibal and Clown - Q: What did one cannibal say to the other cannibal while eating the clown?A: "Does this taste funny ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
347 |
0 |
9 |
Howe 2 right gud - Nowe u two can rite gud!Howe two rite gudFrank L. ViscoVice-president and Senior Copywriter at US Ad...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
10 |
Call A Smart Blonde - Q: What do you call a smart blond?A: A golden retriever!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
335 |
0 |
11 |
Take The Pill - Q: Why do Blondes take the pill?A: So they know what day of the week it is....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
379 |
2.5 |
12 |
Bake A Long Time - Q: Why did the blonde bake a chicken for three and a half days?A: It said cook it for half an hour p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
13 |
Sugar In Urine - Q: What did the blonde do when her doctor told her she had sugar in her urine?A: She peed on her cor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
14 |
M&M Factory - Q: Do you know why the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?A: She kept throwing out all the "W"s!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
332 |
0 |
15 |
Chocolate Chip Cookies - Q: How do you know when a blonde has been making chocolate chip cookies?A: You find M&M shells all o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
16 |
Robbed A Bank - Q: Did you hear about the blonde that robbed a bank?A: She tied up the safe and blew the guard!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
17 |
Pilot On Drugs - "Ways You Can Tell Your Pilot is on Drugs"10. All the in-flight meals are missing their dessert squa...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
18 |
Park Registration Sheet Comments - Actual comments received in 1996 from the Bridger Wilderness registration sheets and comment cards:T...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
684 |
0 |
19 |
134 Redneck Warning Signs (Long Joke) - 1. You've ever cut your grass and found a car.2. You own a home that is mobile and 5 cars that aren'...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
98 |
0 |
20 |
Universal Grade Change Form - ____________________UniversityTo: Professor____________________ From: __________________I think my g...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
338 |
0 |
21 |
Women - Ways To Drive Men Crazy! - 50 Things Women Would Do To Drive Men Crazy...1. Do not say what you mean. Ever.2. Be ambiguous. Alw...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
190 |
0 |
22 |
Adam Gets Two Organs - One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. "I've got some good news and some bad news", God said...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
368 |
0 |
23 |
17 Facts of Life - 1. Psychiatrists say that one of four people are mentally ill. Check three friends. If they're OK, y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
111 |
0 |
24 |
Dead Blonde In A Closet - Q: What do you call a dead blonde in a closet?A: The 1984 Hide and Seek World Champion....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
308 |
0 |
25 |
You Are A Geek If... - How do you know if you are a geek?Your computer cost $6,000 and your car cost $500.00...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |