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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
Stupid Insults 8/31 - Couldn't find his way through a maze even if the rats helped him. Couldn't hit sand if he fell off a...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
161 |
0 |
2 |
Stupid Insults 7/31 - Calls people to ask them their phone number. Can be outwitted by a jar of Marshmallow Fluff. Can dis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
3 |
Stupid Insults 6/31 - Batteries not included. Been napping in front of the ion shield again. Been playing with his wand to...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
155 |
0 |
4 |
Stupid Insults 5/31 - An intellect rivaled only by garden tools. An XT clone in a Pentium zone. Another engineering protot...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
174 |
0 |
5 |
Stupid Insults 4/31 - All booster, no payload. All crown, no filling. All foam, no beer. All hammer, no nail. All hat and ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
6 |
Stupid Insults 3/31 - A medical mystery. A mental midget with the IQ of a fencepost. -- Tom Waits A mind as empty as the s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
147 |
0 |
7 |
Stupid Insults 2/31 - A few guppies short of an aquarium. A few inches short of a foot/yard. A few kernels short of an ear...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
8 |
Stupid Insults 1/31 - $HOME = /dev/null. 3K RAM free, no EMS. A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world. A 10K brain ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
129 |
0 |
9 |
Insult Collection #17 - I hear you are being accepted into an exclusive club because they need someone to snub. I heard you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
142 |
0 |
10 |
Insult Collection #16 - At least you are not obnoxious like so many other people -- you are obnoxious in a different and wor...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
198 |
0 |
11 |
Insult Collection #15 - If you were a swine, you would be what you are now! You say that you are always bright and early. We...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
12 |
Insult Collection #14 - I've hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don't you need a license to be that ugly? Moonlig...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
304 |
0 |
13 |
Insult Collection #13 - We know that you would give your life for us. Promise! When you pass away and people ask me what the...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
14 |
Insult Collection #12 - What's the latest dope -- besides you? I heard that they tried to take an X-ray picture of your jaw,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
214 |
0 |
15 |
Insult Collection #11 - You used to be arrogant and obnoxious. Now you are just the opposite. You are obnoxious and arrogant...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
149 |
0 |
16 |
Insult Collection #10 - Why don't you go to the library and brush up on your ignorance? I hear you changed your mind! What d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
548 |
0 |
17 |
Insult Collection #9 - You must have gotten up on the wrong side of the cage this morning. I would ask you how old you are,...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
166 |
0 |
18 |
Insult Collection #8 - For two cents, I`d give you a piece of my mind -- and all of yours. You are the only person I've eve...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
288 |
0 |
19 |
Insult Collection #6 - We hear you are a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of fright!! We heard that when you ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
1101 |
0 |
20 |
Insult Collection #5 - Yours was an unnatural birth you came from a human being. You have nothing to fear from my base inst...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
0 |
21 |
Insult Collection #4 - I heard you got a brain transplant and the brain rejected you! I think you should live for the momen...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
398 |
0 |
22 |
Insult Collection #3 - Would you like to replace my business partner who died this morning? I'll arrange it with the undert...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
132 |
0 |
23 |
Insult Collection #2 - Even your best friend cheats on you and lies to you, and that's the best friend you can get. I don't...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
130 |
0 |
24 |
Insult Collection #1 - If you were orphaned when you were a child, I feel sorry for you, but not for your parents. If you d...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
723 |
0 |
25 |
Knock Knock Jokes 17 - Knock Knock Who's there? Ankara! Ankara who? Ankara went off the cliff! Knock Knock Who's there? Ann...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
187 |
0 |