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Category |
Hits |
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Threats Used in Dysfunctional Families - "Finish your lima beans or you're not getting any heroin for dessert!""If you don't stop that this i...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
227 |
0 |
2 |
Lawyer: Send Me - NASA was interviewing professionals to be sent to Mars. Only one could go, but with one catch - he c...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
253 |
0 |
3 |
Good/Bad Girls - Good girls say " thanks for a wonderful dinner"...Bad girls say, " what's for breakfast?"Good girls ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
294 |
0 |
4 |
Jewish Dog Does Tricks - A man walks into a shul with a dog. The shammas comes up to him and says, "Pardon me, this is a Hous...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
815 |
0 |
5 |
Letter Written Slow - A LETTER FROM A WEST VIRGINIA MOTHER TO HER DAUGHTERDear Louanne Ellie Mae,I'm writing this letter s...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
237 |
0 |
6 |
Dog Rules - Dog Rules...1. The dog is not allowed in the house.2. Okay, the dog is allowed in the house, but onl...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
247 |
0 |
7 |
To Computer: Is there a God? - Scientists were preparing an experiment to ask the ultimate question.They had worked for months gath...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
202 |
0 |
8 |
Yes What? - World War III. The US has succeeded in building a computer able to solve any strategic or tactical p...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
372 |
0 |
9 |
Cannibals and Politicians - A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant opened by a fellow cannibal. Fe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
256 |
0 |
10 |
Addicted To AOL - You Might Be Addicted to AOL if........Tech Support calls "You" for help......Someone at work tells ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
427 |
0 |
11 |
Origin of Lawyers - An anxious woman goes to her doctor."Doctor," she asks nervously, "can you get pregnant from anal se...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
244 |
0 |
12 |
New Language Courses Ameirca - NEW LANGUAGES BEING TAUGHT IN AMERICAAfro-American Speak -- Ebonics (or We-Beonics)Irish-American Sp...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
224 |
0 |
13 |
Little Johnny and Sex Education - A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to bring in a permission slip in or...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
271 |
0 |
14 |
Humor from the Smithsonian - The story behind this joke:... There's this nutball who digs things out his back yard and sends the ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
0 |
15 |
Disgruntled Genie - A man walking down the beach, sees a old bottle in the sand and begins to play kick-the-bottle to am...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
229 |
0 |
16 |
Restaurants Like Microsoft - If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my nam...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
0 |
17 |
Students Science Bloopers - THESE ARE ACTUAL EXCERPTS FROM STUDENT SCIENCE EXAM PAPERS:Charles Darwin was a naturalist who wrote...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
258 |
0 |
18 |
Chain Letter - Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief to other tired and dis...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
0 |
19 |
They Are Having Sex - Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their ten-year-...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
222 |
0 |
20 |
Friends and Enemies - Ariel was in trouble again. Her sisters were complaining to King Neptune that she didn't want to dre...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
133 |
0 |
21 |
Universal Corporate Translator - "ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION":You'll be making under $6 an hour.- - - - -"ENTRY-LEVEL POSITION IN AN UP-AND...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
689 |
0 |
22 |
Sexual Tension Quiz - Instructions: For each answer, you will have three clues. Try to determine what the object or thing ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
196 |
0 |
23 |
Political Speech Goofs - "I want to make sure everybody who has a job wants a job"--George Bush, during his first Presidentia...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
171 |
0 |
24 |
Clinton Fart - Three surgeons at a conference were discussing their greatest operations during one of the breaks.Fi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
144 |
0 |
25 |
The Line - What's long, black, and smells funny?The Welfare LINE!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
127 |
0 |