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CLINTON DEPLOYS VOWELS TO BOSNIA - Cities of Sjlbvdnzv, Grzny to Be First RecipientsBefore an emergency joint session of Congress yeste...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
234 |
0 |
2 |
Lady Diana and Dolly Parton Go to Heaven - Lady Diana and Dolly Parton die on the same day, and they both go before St. Peter to find out if th...Read the whole joke |
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437 |
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3 |
Practicing My Art - In a long line of people, one guy suddenly starts massaging the back of the person in front of him, ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
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4 |
The Cat And the Milkman - Little Lucy went out into the garden and saw her cat Tiddles lying on the ground with its eyes shut ...Read the whole joke |
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238 |
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5 |
Application To NYU-(Classic) - This is an actual essay written by a college applicant, when applying to NYU where he now attends.3A...Read the whole joke |
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366 |
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6 |
Horse Sense - An out-of-towner accidentally drives his car into a deep ditch on the side of a country road. Luckil...Read the whole joke |
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266 |
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7 |
Welfare Claim Statements - I am forwarding my marriage certificate and six children. I have seven, but one which was baptized o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
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8 |
Talk with God - MAN: God, my girlfriend is so pretty and has such pretty hair.GOD: I know, I made her that way so yo...Read the whole joke |
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443 |
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9 |
Engineer and Guillotine - Today they're leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask the priest if ...Read the whole joke |
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358 |
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10 |
Girlfriend Upgrades - Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name: Fiance 1.0)...Read the whole joke |
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277 |
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Ebonics 101 - Welcome to EBONICS 101Herein follow a few terms to help you get started on your merry way towards th...Read the whole joke |
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420 |
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12 |
Sex For the Deaf - Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to co...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
263 |
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13 |
Killed Your Rooster! - A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The roo...Read the whole joke |
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664 |
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14 |
Death by Stabbing - A woman in her 90's is distraught after the death of her warm, caring, faithful husband of seventy y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
273 |
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15 |
Sweet Revenge - A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, an...Read the whole joke |
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227 |
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16 |
The Night Before Christmas - Twas the night before Christmas, and God it was neat.The kids were both gone, and my wife was in hea...Read the whole joke |
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235 |
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17 |
If She Married Him, She'd Be... - If Yoko Ono married Sonny Bono, she'd be Yoko Ono Bono.If Dolly Parton married Salvador Dali, she'd ...Read the whole joke |
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169 |
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18 |
Martin Learns Bad Words - Little Martin is four years old. One day while he was pestering his mother,she said, "Why don't you ...Read the whole joke |
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217 |
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19 |
On the Train - A WW II American soldier had been on the front lines in Europe for three months when he was finally ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
220 |
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20 |
Prison and Work Compared - In prison you spend the majority of your time in an 8' X 10' cell.At work you spend most of your tim...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
250 |
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21 |
Hungry Rooster - A Rolls Royce pulls up in front of a really expensive restaurant and a really rich sheik gets out fr...Read the whole joke |
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178 |
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22 |
Gorilla Capture - As he was quietly watching television at home, a chap hears a sound on the roof of his house and rus...Read the whole joke |
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195 |
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23 |
Trick-or-treating is better than sex - THE TOP TEN REASONS TRICK-OR-TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX10. Guaranteed to get at least a little some...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
185 |
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24 |
In Communication With The Office - Four major executives from various countries are playing golf together. On the second tee they hear ...Read the whole joke |
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159 |
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25 |
Horny Mouse - One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being ra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
179 |
0 |