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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
English Me This: - Let's face it -- English is a crazy language. There is no egg in eggplant nor ham in hamburger; neit...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
535 |
0 |
2 |
CIA Agents and Bathroom - Q: What do CIA agents have to remember to go to the bathroom?A: The ZIP Code....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
178 |
0 |
3 |
Smiling Snowman - Why did the snowman have a smile on his face?Because the snowblower was coming down the block....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
168 |
0 |
4 |
Why Birds Fly South - Why do birds fly south for the winter?Because it's too far to walk!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
193 |
0 |
5 |
I'm Glad I'm A Woman - I'm glad I'm a woman, yes I am, yes I amI don't live off of Budweiser, beer nuts and SpamI don't bra...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
223 |
0 |
6 |
Potential and Reality - A teenager comes home from school with a writing assignment. He asks his father for help. "Dad, can ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
699 |
0 |
7 |
Last 10 Things Any Woman Would Ever Say - 10. Could our relationship be more physical?? I'm tired of being just friends.9. Go ahead and leave ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
317 |
0 |
8 |
How To Catch A Polar Bear - How do you catch a polar bear?You dig a hole in the ice and place peas all around it, and when thepo...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
188 |
0 |
9 |
Outhouse On Quicksand? - Q: What do you call an outhouse built on quicksand?A: Trapper John...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
152 |
0 |
10 |
Olive, the 10th Reindeer - How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer "Olive"?Olive ?Yeah, you know, "Olive the o...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
11 |
I'm Glad I'm A Man - I'm glad I'm a man, you better believe.I don't live off of yogurt, diet coke, or cottage cheese I do...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
150 |
0 |
12 |
Giving - The most successful lawyer in town had never made a contribution to the Red Cross. The chairman of t...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
160 |
0 |
13 |
Redneck Poetry - The finals of the National Poetry Contest last year came down to two finalists. One was a Duke Unive...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
14 |
Two Molecules - Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One says to the other, "Are ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
163 |
0 |
15 |
The Neutron - A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender, "How much for abeer?"The bartender replies, "For y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
141 |
2.5 |
16 |
Yo Mamma - Yo mamma's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she got Don King in a headlock!...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
327 |
0 |
17 |
Early Birds - Very early one morning two birds are sitting at the side of a largepuddle of oil. They see a worm on...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
695 |
0 |
18 |
Fancy Plate - This guy goes into a restaurant for a Christmas breakfast while in his home town for the holidays.Af...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
634 |
0 |
19 |
Country Tunes - Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through The Goalposts Of LifeGet Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
218 |
0 |
20 |
Life According To TV Land - What the world is like in TV land:1. If a woman is running away from someone she will trip and fall....Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
181 |
0 |
21 |
Saved Your Privates - A soldier goes into the hospital for surgery after being wounded inbattle.Waking up from the anesthe...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
329 |
0 |
22 |
Left and Right - Once upon a time there was an elderly gentleman who was suffering from Alzheimer's. His wife of 40 y...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
182 |
0 |
23 |
Singing Frog - A mangy looking guy who goes into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says: "No way. I don't thi...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
175 |
0 |
24 |
Building the Ark - And the Lord spoke to Noah and said: "In six months I'm going to make it rain until the whole earth ...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
151 |
0 |
25 |
Its a Matter of Perspective - Dear Mom and Dad:Since I left for college I have been remiss in writing and I am sorry for my though...Read the whole joke |
Miscellaneous |
183 |
0 |