| # |
Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
| 1 |
Newest son-in-law
- |A very successful businessman had a meeting with his new son-in-law. "I love my daughter, and now I...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
295 |
0 |
| 2 |
Parents evolution
- |My wife and I are both the youngest child. Combine that with our own experience as parents and we o...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
301 |
1 |
| 3 |
Where you reside
- |...This reminds me of something yesterday at work. A colleague was relating a conversation he had w...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
618 |
0 |
| 4 |
Term dictionary
- |Parent's Dictionary of MeaningsDUMBWAITER: one who asks if the kids would care to order dessert.FEE...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
300 |
0 |
| 5 |
Child sent to bed
- |A small boy is sent to bed by his father...[Five minutes later] "Da-ad..." "What?" "I'm thirsty. Ca...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
266 |
0 |
| 6 |
Turned Into a Mom When...
- |You automatically double-knot everything you tie. You find yourself humming the Barney song as you ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
281 |
0 |
| 7 |
Things Mom Taught Me...
- |My Mother taught me LOGIC..."If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can't go to the st...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
278 |
0 |
| 8 |
The pre-birth class
- |When our second child was on the way, my wife and I attended a pre-birth class aimed at couples who...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
304 |
0 |
| 9 |
Pass out in shock
- |The man passed out in a dead faint as he came out of his front door onto the porch. Someone dialed ...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
261 |
0 |
| 10 |
Have a first child
- |A man and his wife were making their first doctor visit, the wife being pregnant with their first c...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
390 |
0 |
| 11 |
Great first parent
- |The First Parent by Bill Cosby Whenever your kids are out of control, you can take comfort from the...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
607 |
0 |
| 12 |
My wife is pregnant
- |A man speaks frantically into the phone, "My wife is pregnant, and her contractions are only two mi...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
285 |
0 |
| 13 |
Mom would never say
- |Things Mom Would Never Say"How on earth can you see the TV sitting so far back?" "Yeah, I used to s...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
301 |
0 |
| 14 |
Fathers then & now
- |Today is one of the first Father's Days of our new millennium. Fathers of 1900 didn't have it nearl...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
282 |
0 |
| 15 |
Out of food supplies
- |With four daughters and one son always dashing to school activities and part-time jobs, our schedul...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
249 |
0 |
| 16 |
Thoughts and quotes
- |The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson.---------------------------...Read the whole joke |
Mom/Dad Jokes |
547 |
0 |
| 17 |
Christmas Jokes - Question and Answer
- |Q: What do elves learn in school?A: The Elf-abet!Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?A: "I...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
291 |
0 |
| 18 |
'Twas the Night After Christmas
- |'Twas the Night After Christmas'Twas the night after Christmas and all through the trailer, the bee...Read the whole joke |
Other Jokes |
125 |
0 |
| 19 |
A Microsoft Christmas
- |NORTH POLE (API) - MICROSOFT announced an agreement with Santa Claus Industries to acquire Christma...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2639 |
0 |
| 20 |
Politically Correct Santa
- |'Twas the night before Christmas and Santa's a wreck...How to live in a world that's politically co...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
284 |
0 |
| 21 |
On the Twelve Days of Christmas, My True Love Gave to Me . . .
- |December 14, 2003Dearest Dave,I went to the door today, and the postman delivered a partridge in a ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
576 |
0 |
| 22 |
A Martha Stewart Christmas
- |Dear Santa:I rarely ask for much. This year is no exception. I don't need diamond earrings, handy s...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
2976 |
0.5 |
| 23 |
Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer
- |A Russian couple was walking down the street in St. Petersburg the other night, when the man felt a...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
609 |
0 |
| 24 |
Signs You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer
- |1. You strike a match and light your nose. 2. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad....Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
258 |
0 |
| 25 |
Did Santa Give You That Present?
- |On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on ...Read the whole joke |
Christmas Jokes |
291 |
0 |
