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Children jokes - Young Jimmy was having a snack
after
school with his Gran. ' Would you like another cookie ?' sh...Read the whole joke |
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2 |
0 - Mum: Haven't you finished filling the salt
shaker yet ?
Son: Not yet. It's really hard to get the...Read the whole joke |
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259 |
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3 |
0 - 'Why are you crying, Ted ?' asked his
mum.
'Because my new sneakers hurt.'
'That's because you h...Read the whole joke |
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285 |
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4 |
0 - Ben's dad was building a pine bookshelf and
Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ' What ar...Read the whole joke |
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249 |
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5 |
0 - Dick and
Jane were arguing furiously over
the breakfast table. ' Oh you're so
stupid!' shouted...Read the whole joke |
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256 |
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6 |
0 - Mum: How can
you practice your trumpet
and listen to the radio at the same time ?
Son: Easy. I ...Read the whole joke |
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0 - 'William, I've been told that you have
been fighting
with the boys next door,' said mum.
'yes, ...Read the whole joke |
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257 |
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8 |
0 - Eddie's father called up to him, 'Eddie, if
you don't stop playing
that trumpet I think I'll go ...Read the whole joke |
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252 |
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9 |
0 - George knocked on the door of his friend's
house. When his friend's mother answered he asked, 'c...Read the whole joke |
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0 - 'Mum,' yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
'you know that dish you were
always worried that I would ...Read the whole joke |
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229 |
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11 |
0 - A certain little boy had been spanked
by
his father one morning. When his dad came in from the o...Read the whole joke |
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594 |
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12 |
0 - John kept pestering his parents to buy a
video, but they said
they couldn't afford one. So one d...Read the whole joke |
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13 |
0 - 'Mum, there's a man at the door collecting
for the Old Folk's Home.
Shall I give him Grandma ?'...Read the whole joke |
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599 |
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14 |
0 - Two girls were talking in the corridor.
'That
boy over there is getting on my nerves,' said Clar...Read the whole joke |
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224 |
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15 |
0 - A little
girl was next in line. 'My
name's Curtain,' she said.
'I hope your first name is not A...Read the whole joke |
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564 |
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0 - On the first day at school the girls were
sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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17 |
0 - Mother: I told you not eat cake
before
supper.
Daughter: But, Mum, it's part of my homework. 'I...Read the whole joke |
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248 |
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18 |
0 - Mary arrived home from
school covered in
spots. 'Whatever's the matter ?' asked her mother.
'I ...Read the whole joke |
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281 |
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19 |
0 - Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
haunted ?
Daughter: Well, the principal kept going...Read the whole joke |
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273 |
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20 |
0 - Mum: Jackie, go outside and play with your
whistle. Your father can't
read his paper.
Jackie: W...Read the whole joke |
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284 |
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21 |
0 - Trevor: That's a cool
pair of stockings
you have on Jill. One red and one green.
Jill: Yes, and...Read the whole joke |
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245 |
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22 |
0 - Mandy was
applying for a summer
job.
'How old are you?' asked the owner of the store.
'I'm twe...Read the whole joke |
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672 |
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23 |
0 - The second grader was in bed with a cold and
high temperature. 'How high is it, Doctor?' she wan...Read the whole joke |
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293 |
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24 |
0 - Jennifer: Are you coming to my party
?
Sandra: No, I ain't.
Jennifer: Now, you know what Miss to...Read the whole joke |
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25 |
0 - Grandma: You've left all your
crusts,
Mary. When I was your age I ate every one.
Mary: Do you s...Read the whole joke |
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276 |
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