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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
A Senior Citizen - |I am a senior citizen...- I'm the life of the party... even when it lasts 'till 8pm.- I'm very good...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
3159 |
1 |
2 |
Problems driving - |Two elderly women were out driving in a large car-both could barely see over the dashboard. As they...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
278 |
0 |
3 |
She is angry at you - |Worried because they hadn't heard anything for days from the widow in the neighboring apartment, Mr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
276 |
0 |
4 |
Grandma changed - |In the dim and distant pastWhen life's tempo wasn't so fast,Grandma used to rock and knit,Crochet, ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
254 |
0 |
5 |
How you earned it - |A young man asked an old rich man how he made his money.The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
299 |
0 |
6 |
When I become old - |When I'm a little old lady, then I'll live with my children and bring them great joy.To repay all I...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
252 |
0 |
7 |
No Peer Pressure - |A reporter was interviewing a 104 year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about be...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
279 |
0 |
8 |
Florida driver's license! - |I've sure gotten old. I've had two By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
273 |
0 |
9 |
When you are young - |When you are young, you want to be the master of your fate and the captain of your soul. When you a...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
280 |
0 |
10 |
I'm over the hill - |We're over the hill but don't feel sadThis side of the hill ain't all that bad.So give us "five" an...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
325 |
0 |
11 |
Bathroom troubles - |Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real pr...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
278 |
0 |
12 |
Eating some peanuts - |There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
240 |
0 |
13 |
Wedding Anniversary - |A couple goes out to dinner to celebrate their 50th wedding anniversary. On the way home, she notic...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
259 |
0 |
14 |
How old are you? - |A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing ho...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
200 |
0 |
15 |
Horse or chicken? - |A retiring farmer in preparation for selling his land, needed to rid his farm of animals. So he wen...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
223 |
0 |
16 |
Will you marry me? - |An elderly widow and widower were dating for about five years. The man finally decided to ask her t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
233 |
0 |
17 |
What was its name? - |Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred,...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
212 |
0 |
18 |
Do you know me? - |A small town prosecuting attorney called his first witness to the stand in a trial--a grandmotherly...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
218 |
0 |
19 |
Finding a house - |Two police officers saw this old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she h...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
288 |
0 |
20 |
Travel to Heaven - |This 85 year old couple, having been married almost 60 years, had died in a car crash. They had bee...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
317 |
0 |
21 |
OLD never dies - |OLD ACADEMICS never die, they just lose their faculties OLD ACCOUNTANTS never die, they just lose t...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
340 |
0 |
22 |
OLD NEVER DIES 2 - |OLD CREDIT CARDS never die, they just expireOLD CRICKETERS never die, they just get bowled overOLD ...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
352 |
0 |
23 |
OLD NEVER DIES 3 - |OLD CANNERS never die, they are preservedOLD CARS never die, they just get run into the groundOLD C...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
685 |
0 |
24 |
OLD NEVER DIES 4 - |OLD BASKETBALL players never die, they just go on dribblingOLD BEEKEEPERS never die, they just buzz...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
251 |
0 |
25 |
OLD NEVER DIES 7 - |OLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just do it until it HzOLD ELECTRICIANS never die, they just lose c...Read the whole joke |
Elderly Jokes |
269 |
0 |