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Title |
Category |
Hits |
Rating |
1 |
What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving? - What do you call 20 lawyers skydiving?Perfect setup for skeet shooting....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
330 |
0 |
2 |
What do you call an honest lawyer? - What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
888 |
0 |
3 |
The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking - The Night Before Christmas, Legally Speaking:Whereas, on or about the night prior to Christmas, ther...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
330 |
0 |
4 |
A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken... - A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlights broken and his front bumper smashed. There...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
2172 |
0 |
5 |
Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach? - Why don't you ever see lawyers at the beach?The cats keep covering them up with sand!...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
695 |
0 |
6 |
Why won't sharks attack lawyers? - Why won't sharks attack lawyers?Professional courtesy....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
287 |
0 |
7 |
What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit? - What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket of shit?The bucket....Read the whole joke |
Legal |
288 |
0 |
8 |
Guilty as sin - Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's pre...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
587 |
0 |
9 |
Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question... - Why lawyers should never ask a witness a question if they aren'tprepared for the answer:In a trial, ...Read the whole joke |
Legal |
298 |
0 |
10 |
A young girl sees her father in the shower... - A young girl sees her father in the shower and asks what his testicles are. "Those are the Apples o...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2240 |
2.125 |
11 |
The definition of a phallic symbol - This girl walks in to a doctors office and she asks "Whats a failic symbol?Doctor says "you're kiddi...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
278 |
0.5 |
12 |
This guy walks in to a bathroom... - This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall, and a signthat says "put your dick in ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
253 |
0.5 |
13 |
Condom Modelling Rejection - Condom Modelling Rejection TROJAN CONDOM COMPANY 6969 Slippery R...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
267 |
0 |
14 |
A man walks into a pub... - The following was contributed by Emil:A man walks into a pub, sits down at the bar, and says to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2220 |
0 |
15 |
Paying bills - Walking up to a department store's fabric counter, a prettygirl asked, "I want to buy this material ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
630 |
0 |
16 |
Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro... - Once the club duffer challenged the local golf pro to a match, with a$100 bet on the side. "But," sa...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
566 |
0 |
17 |
Good fortune - A man walks along a lonely beach. Suddenly he hears a deep voice: DIG ! He looks around: nobody'...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
245 |
0 |
18 |
The blind date had not been all that great and... - The blind date hadn't been all that great and she was relieved the evening was finally over. At he...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
638 |
0 |
19 |
Mirror, mirror - Mirror, mirror A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
265 |
0 |
20 |
A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar... - A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet rural pub. She gestures alluringly to the ...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2296 |
0 |
21 |
A caring son - It seems a farm boy accidentally overturned his wagon load of corn. The farmer who lived nearby hear...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2313 |
0 |
22 |
I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar... - I walked up to a really pretty girl at the bar the other night and said, "Hey, babe, can I buy you a...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
277 |
0 |
23 |
The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club... - The guy leered at the babe at the yacht-club. "Hey, baby, would you help me 'raise my mast'?""No th...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
268 |
0 |
24 |
Changed my mind! - This bloke picks up woman at the local pub. They go for a romanticwalk down the street. They walk ha...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
310 |
0 |
25 |
A really bad, terrible mistake - Fred goes to a doctor and says, "Doc, I want to be castrated." Doc says, "Look, I don't know...Read the whole joke |
Ouch |
2278 |
0 |